Any Brian Regan fans?

[Jon Bolden]

I love his entire bit about him as a kid in school feeling stupid. Like the science fair project that he forgot to do.

Teacher: What's that, Brian?

Brian: It's a cup a dirt, just put an F on it and move on.

Teacher: Explain it.

Brian: Well it's a cup with dirt in it, you should probably move on

[York99]

I love his entire bit about him as a kid in school feeling stupid. Like the science fair project that he forgot to do.

Teacher: What's that, Brian?

Brian: It's a cup a dirt, just put an F on it and move on.

Teacher: Explain it.

Brian: Well it's a cup with dirt in it, you should probably move on

This is f'in' hilarious, even when not thinking in his voice. I can't stop laughing.

[starkserious]

The big yellow one is the Sun! The Yellow one is the Sun!
The big yellow one is the Sun! The Yellow one is the Sun!

Don't look at me everyone I'm a moron!

Take luck wherever you have it!

UPS Bit....
we need to know the weight and the girth
ok, bye"
Can you weigh it on your scale?///
Yeah, but if I put the box on the scale its gonna cover up the NUMBERS!!
I have 10 boxes...and they all weigh all exactly 22 pds...and they have a girth of 3..
3 what?
.3 girth units!
they are boxes and they are brown and have tape on them... they fit on a dolly!
Dispatch the truck!


Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!

[improvstitute]

"Have a good flight."

"You too. I mean...when you go somewhere. later."

Asaf got to my favorite Regan bit first!

ditto...sweet 80s mullet and all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZXQItJs0M