dream sandwich

madeline · Post by **madeline** » May 23rd, 2006, 2:08 pm

If you could create your dream sandwich, what would it contain?

Mine would have:

-arugula
-radiccio
-unicorn carpaccio
-caramelized onion
-purple heirloom tomatoes
-on pumpernickel imported from germany
-it would be speared through with a spicy pickle

I'd call it "The Last Gasp of Delicious Purity".

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 23rd, 2006, 2:22 pm

madeline wrote:If you could create your dream sandwich, what would it contain?

Mine would have...

1 pound of Hamburger (Kobe beef)
1 pound of bacon (Nueske's Applewood smoked)
1/2 pound of ham (Boars Head Honey Maple)
1/2 pound of sausage (Earl Campbell's)
1 pack of all beef hot dogs (Nathan's)
1/4 pound of melted cheddar
1/4 pound of melted jalapeno monterrey jack
lots of lettuce
lots of onions
smother it all in chili
serve it on a King's Hawaiian Loaf of bread

I call it the Kevorkian

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » May 23rd, 2006, 2:24 pm

It would be called a Casino Burger.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » May 23rd, 2006, 2:24 pm

my mother's breast.

because let's face it, nothing else will ever hold the same appeal.

madeline · Post by **madeline** » May 23rd, 2006, 2:42 pm

that's very tender, arthur.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » May 23rd, 2006, 3:17 pm

nothing like a warm, soft arthurmom mammary-wich speared through with a slice of pickle!

I lie. I was weaned by a wet nurse.
I lie. I was weaned by a she-wolf.

yes, that's it.

Jill Morris · Post by **Jill Morris** » May 24th, 2006, 11:18 am

arthursimone wrote: I lie. I was weaned by a she-wolf.

yes, that's it.

I didn't know you had a brother!

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » May 24th, 2006, 11:28 am

Roy Janik wrote:It would be called a Casino Burger.

I have an instant Pavlovian response to just the words "Casino Burger"

Goddamn, that's a good burger.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » May 24th, 2006, 12:58 pm

haha
Jill thats fucking awesome.

You people best know yo' art his'try and step up.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » May 24th, 2006, 1:29 pm

Jill Morris wrote:

"SIMONETTO"

kill me goddamn brother, I did

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » May 24th, 2006, 1:47 pm

isn't that romulus and remus, the alleged founders of rome? wait... aren't those also 2 warring planets in the star trek universe?

dear god....

not sure what my dream sandwhich is but the california club from thundercloud comes damn close.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » May 24th, 2006, 4:37 pm

Mine is:
--a Casino patty
--jack cheese
--feta cheese
--mustard
--bacon
--some more bacon
--scrambled eggs
--some Canadian bacon
--a toasted kaiser roll with onions on top
--and a smorgasboard of sides including but not limited to: au jus, ginger garlic wing sauce, BBQ wing sauce, teriyaki sauce, warm chocolate, Guthrie's sauce, and McDonald's Hot Mustard

My God I'm hungry now.

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