Best show lines - 2008

[jose]

Kaci: Women are more perceptible to disease.

Roy: Really? Perceptible? So if I had a cough, a woman would be bble to tell me what kind of cough I have?

Perfect Season, Threefer Madness, May 30th

Holy wow, I love this!

There was a locally-produced radio PSA about teens talking about STDs and one of the girls talking said "girls are just more ... perceptible to diseases." Oh, how I cringed and chuckled!

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Thanks for the shoutout from earlier, folks!

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If I can take a trip in the Wayback machine ...

During a Faculty show (ColdTowne + Frank Mills = Lots o' improv love) in August 2007, there was a group game-ish scene where there was a rolling, rollicking party / parade beckoning people to join no matter what they were doing and however important. They stopped someone eating a sandwich and a cop fighting crime and seduced them into joining.

Erika steps out and mimes sitting on a toilet. The party parade shows up and starts their siren song.

"Seriously? I'm mid-stream here!"

They persist.

Erika shrugs her shoulders, scream-growls into her own lap, "STAWP!" and joins them.

I've had the word "stop" saved as a draft in my cell phone for 9 months waiting for an appropriate time to share that memory with Erika. This is not it! Please keep this and my love for her hilarity a secret - SHHH!

[valetoile]

Another gem from the perfect season show:

I think Roy was talking about how his character did so much for kaci's character, like protecting her.

Kaci: Right, but who's sewin' yer pants?
Roy: I am SO in my pants.

[bradisntclever]

from Ka-Baam 6/7/08:


Erik Adams was "Reverend Gigabyte." After he walked offstage, he yelled out: "JESUS SAVES!"

[Asaf]

shall I sit on this bread and make it a waffle?

Frank at Maestro

[Justin D.]

Maestro, 06/08/2008. I think I have this line right.

Jason Vines: They build houses small in Tennessee, so we have to put a lot of family into one person.

[TexasImprovMassacre]

Maestro, 06/08/2008. I think I have this line right.

Jason Vines: They build houses small in Tennessee, so we have to put a lot of family into one person.

NObody does a make em up like Jason Vines.

[Justin D.]

Maestro, 06/08/2008. I think I have this line right.

Jason Vines: They build houses small in Tennessee, so we have to put a lot of family into one person.

NObody does a make em up like Jason Vines.

I could've added he was just labeled as Asaf's cousin and brother. The line doesn't need it for the purpose of this thread, but it does make it just that much sweeter.

[HerrHerr]

shall I sit on this bread and make it a waffle?

Frank at Maestro

Also, Frank was in a suit of armor doing a Shakespeare scene with Audrey and Matt when he said the line.

[Spaztique]

"Next time I sink my teeth into a nubile virgin's neck, I'm gonna go balls-to-the-wall!"

-Jericho, June 20th Midnight Special, as a vampire.

[LisaJackson]

"I don't know. I stopped listening because I was getting grossed out."
-Kaci Beeler, Stool Pigeon 6/21/08

[Jeff]

A cantankerous old drunk arguing with his daughter:

"I did everything for you! I met a woman and lied to her and made you!"

- Josh Krilov, Murphy, in Threefer Madness 7-4-08

[Jessica]

"You can't sit on a child...not in good conscience."

Valerie in a Double Barrel show explaining why when the Indians burned down her village she saved her chair instead of her children.

[Asaf]

Improv For Evil in Threefer Madness 7/25:

Heiberg: "I love cheese! Why doesn't it love me back?"

Majcher: "I actually came out ahead in the divorce. She got the kids. I got the money."

And of course, Kinald as an Amish person on a cell-phone: "Shit, I've only got three bars. This is made of wood."

[jose]

Whatever Michael Williams said during the Look Cookie on Wednesday of OOB 2008 - it was hilarious!

[nick]

"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams