Best show lines - 2008
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oh my gosh!
Ten Dollar Bourbon you rocked last night! I've never seen the silent movement follow your partner your partner follows you work in a scene before but it did last night! Brilliant!
Also my favorite lines to date are:
"I'd eat a pilgrim's ass I'm so hungry."-Terril
"Fried chicken is a dance of passion and sensuality."-Alex
Also my favorite lines to date are:
"I'd eat a pilgrim's ass I'm so hungry."-Terril
"Fried chicken is a dance of passion and sensuality."-Alex
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"Well, Tommy, I'm afraid to inform you that I have cancer?! What?!"
-Cody Dearing, Let's Rock!, May 9 Threefer, during a hospital tagout.
-Cody Dearing, Let's Rock!, May 9 Threefer, during a hospital tagout.
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"This isn't acting, this is traveling."
--Kareem during Badr & Janik show talking to a bus driver who thinks that Kareem is doing a bit from his Vaudeville show
--Kareem during Badr & Janik show talking to a bus driver who thinks that Kareem is doing a bit from his Vaudeville show
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
--David Byrne
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From the Double Barrel show 5/2/08
Wooden Nickel
"I don't think Stalin liked cheese in a can."
--Erin, (no context needed)
"I don't think you even know which finger to lick the chicken grease off first. (Terrill does wrong finger) First the pinky, then you work your way down to the thumb. I'll leave it to your imagination as to why."
--Alex
Available Cupholders
"You have eaten the ice cream of the Lord!"
--Jeremy
"It's like having an angry bird looking at me all the time."
--Kaci (in reference to Benner's velcro penis)
Wooden Nickel
"I don't think Stalin liked cheese in a can."
--Erin, (no context needed)
"I don't think you even know which finger to lick the chicken grease off first. (Terrill does wrong finger) First the pinky, then you work your way down to the thumb. I'll leave it to your imagination as to why."
--Alex
Available Cupholders
"You have eaten the ice cream of the Lord!"
--Jeremy
"It's like having an angry bird looking at me all the time."
--Kaci (in reference to Benner's velcro penis)
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
--David Byrne
--David Byrne
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Ok, I know this happened in L.A., and the person who said it lives in Chicago, but a lot of austin people saw it and it was my favorite line of the festival:
After getting fired from the news station for cursing too much:
"Fuck my potty mouth! Fuck my potty mouth right in the ass!!!"
-Ace Manning as Bonnie the adulterous trailer park lady.
Think about for a while... it's funny on AT LEAST three levels.
After getting fired from the news station for cursing too much:
"Fuck my potty mouth! Fuck my potty mouth right in the ass!!!"
-Ace Manning as Bonnie the adulterous trailer park lady.
Think about for a while... it's funny on AT LEAST three levels.
They call me Dollar Bill 'cause I always make sense.
Ha! Since I'm bored, I'm going to identify those three levels:DollarBill wrote:Ok, I know this happened in L.A., and the person who said it lives in Chicago, but a lot of austin people saw it and it was my favorite line of the festival:
After getting fired from the news station for cursing too much:
"Fuck my potty mouth! Fuck my potty mouth right in the ass!!!"
-Ace Manning as Bonnie the adulterous trailer park lady.
Think about for a while... it's funny on AT LEAST three levels.
1. the irony of cursing about cursing
2. unwittingly pleading to suck a dick
3. fucking a mouth in the ass
I'm pretty sure that's my favorite line on this thread so far.
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You got two of my three... I hadn't thought of your second one. My third is:
Swearing so profanely in part of the line while using the quite innocent phrase "potty mouth" at the same time.
It just tickles me... but the funniest part to me is the literal interpretation of fucking a mouth in the ass. I have laughed at that line, out loud, every day since that it was uttered.
Swearing so profanely in part of the line while using the quite innocent phrase "potty mouth" at the same time.
It just tickles me... but the funniest part to me is the literal interpretation of fucking a mouth in the ass. I have laughed at that line, out loud, every day since that it was uttered.
They call me Dollar Bill 'cause I always make sense.