You, Me, and Eight wheels of BRIE CHEESE. Tonight.

[madeline]

God, I hope I get this! If I get it, let's have a brie party TONIGHT.

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http://austin.craigslist.org/zip/688449401.html

Eight wheels of stinky cheese (brie) (EAST AUSTIN)
Date: 2008-05-20, 3:37PM CDT

I have eight entire wheels of cheese that are totally stinking up my refrigerator. I'm not sure if this brie is more potent-smelling than usual brie, as I have never before possessed multiple fuckin' wheels of any type of cheese at one time. Alls I know is, this is more cheese than I can possibly eat without permanently plugging up my colon, and I'm not about to toss it out while the proverbial (not to mention literal) Kids In China are starving their asses off.

If the idea of receiving funky food from a total stranger seems a little shady to you, I can understand...so as a token of my goodwill, you will not only have my assurance that this stuff is safe to eat, I will also consume some of it before your very eyes if necessary, with my gentleman's word that I am not an illusionist (à la Davids Copperfield & Blaine). You may observe closely as I lovingly chew and swallow a sizable portion of the cheese in question before your very eyes.

And now that this ad has taken on the creepy tone of sexual cheese fetishism, I'm going to wrap it up.

But seriously, I have to give this stuff away. Somebody help me out here.

As you can see in the photo, the cheese is wrapped in some balsa wood or something, although you cannot see that it's also sealed in plastic, but it is. Also regarding the photo, the bloody mary mix is not part of the deal.

(Crackers not included)

[ChrisTrew.Com]

i have wine

[TexasImprovMassacre]

madeline's awesomeness strikes again

[madeline]

Have been deemed the lucky recipient of three 18-inch wheels of Brie. Yessssss.

I pick up the stank goodness at 10pm tonight.

PARTY TIME: 10pm, tonight.
PARTY LOCATION: Anyone wanna offer up their place?

[madeline]

Thanks for offering up wine yeah!

[madeline]

Hosts: Madeline, Adam, & Rob
Time: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 10:00pm
Location: OUR HOUSE, 3005 Oak Crest Ave., Austin, TX

Add yrself to the facebook invite page: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=42246080723

PS - Will be in a furniture-less living room. Get ready to squat by your plate of brie. Savages.

PPS - We also have a wonderful porch with no furniture.

[mpbrockman]

Unfortunately I cannot be there (although I love good brie). However, I shall squat briefly here at home and consider myself with you in spirit.

[HerrHerr]

How'd it go? How'd it go!

[Justin D.]

I'm sad I missed all the brie.

How did you run across such a funky Craigslist ad?

[madeline]

We ate through a whole wheel. The amount of cheese in that one wheel was just dazzling.

There are still 2 wheels left. Ungh. I'm gonna give it to this other guy on CL who posted on the free section: "Have crackers, need cheese".

Also, I have 6 lbs. of vacuum-packed yellowfin tuna.

[madeline]

I'm sad I missed all the brie.

How did you run across such a funky Craigslist ad?

if you have blind luck and a pure heart, the dairy fairy will find you.

[Justin D.]

We ate through a whole wheel. The amount of cheese in that one wheel was just dazzling.

There are still 2 wheels left. Ungh. I'm gonna give it to this other guy on CL who posted on the free section: "Have crackers, need cheese".

Also, I have 6 lbs. of vacuum-packed yellowfin tuna.

Holy crap. I will totally take that off of your hands if you want.