Best show lines - 2008

Aden · Post by **Aden** » April 27th, 2008, 2:36 pm

HerrHerr wrote:
bradisntclever wrote:I'm sorry #3, but "Finnegan's Wake" is not a type of car, though it is a very long literary vehicle.

-Val, directing Category Die
LAFF Maestro 4/26/08
Who said FINNEGAN'S WAKE? I just gotta know!

Malka.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » April 27th, 2008, 6:11 pm

HerrHerr wrote:
bradisntclever wrote:I'm sorry #3, but "Finnegan's Wake" is not a type of car, though it is a very long literary vehicle.

-Val, directing Category Die
LAFF Maestro 4/26/08
Who said FINNEGAN'S WAKE? I just gotta know!

stop it stop it stop it!!! stop putting an apostrophe on finnegans wake! i'm gonna burst an aorta if that keeps up.

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » April 27th, 2008, 10:59 pm

"That wasn't lotion in your bra... That was me..."
-Jastroch, April 27, 3, 2, 1: Kill, after admitting all of the horrible things he did to Erika's character, including what he did to the bras at Victoria's Secret ("I thought that was lotion!")

Post by **bradisntclever** » April 27th, 2008, 11:12 pm

The Brigadier wrote:
HerrHerr wrote:
bradisntclever wrote:I'm sorry #3, but "Finnegans Wake" is not a type of car, though it is a very long literary vehicle.

-Val, directing Category Die
LAFF Maestro 4/26/08
Who said FINNEGAN'S WAKE? I just gotta know!
stop it stop it stop it!!! stop putting an apostrophe on finnegans wake! i'm gonna burst an aorta if that keeps up.

D'oh, sorry Jeff. Bad habit. Finnegans Wake.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » April 27th, 2008, 11:34 pm

bradisntclever wrote:
The Brigadier wrote:
HerrHerr wrote: Who said FINNEGAN'S WAKE? I just gotta know!
stop it stop it stop it!!! stop putting an apostrophe on finnegans wake! i'm gonna burst an aorta if that keeps up.
D'oh, sorry Jeff. Bad habit. Finnegans Wake.

ha. totally forgiven, brad. i'm ridiculous for having such a strong opinion about an apostrophe.

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » April 28th, 2008, 10:48 am

Spaztique wrote:"That wasn't lotion in your bra... That was me..."
-Jastroch, April 27, 3, 2, 1: Kill, after admitting all of the horrible things he did to Erika's character, including what he did to the bras at Victoria's Secret ("I thought that was lotion!")

I want that line to be my legacy.

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » April 28th, 2008, 11:54 am

From Stool Pigeon April 26:

Jose Gonzalez as Selma Hayek referred to her poo as "the proud brown river of the ass."

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » April 28th, 2008, 11:55 am

Ahem. It was "the proud brown river of the Aztec."

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » April 28th, 2008, 11:59 am

ratliff wrote:Ahem. It was "the proud brown river of the Aztec."

OH MY GOD! That's even funnier.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » April 28th, 2008, 12:04 pm

That's why I'm taking his workshop.

foshizzle · Post by **foshizzle** » April 28th, 2008, 1:00 pm

That's why I'm taking his workshop.

Everyone should visit "The Danger Room!"

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » April 28th, 2008, 2:34 pm

Note to Bob Apthorpe: Please set up a copyediting forum for Jeff Britt wherein he can edit our posts. fInNeGaNs WaKe.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » April 28th, 2008, 3:01 pm

HerrHerr wrote:Note to Bob Apthorpe: Please set up a copyediting forum for Jeff Britt wherein he can edit our posts. fInNeGaNs WaKe.

Our ewe taulking a'bout Finnnigan's wayke?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » April 28th, 2008, 5:39 pm

kaci_beeler wrote:
HerrHerr wrote:Note to Bob Apthorpe: Please set up a copyediting forum for Jeff Britt wherein he can edit our posts. fInNeGaNs WaKe.
Our ewe taulking a'bout Finnnigan's wayke?

<gah!> /garr! gag ugh <oof!!> bahhh!!!

the_orf · Post by **the_orf** » April 30th, 2008, 12:07 am

Saturday Night Special, 4/26/08
Craigy and Lee of TKN were portraying two incredibly wealthy people who were postively oozing money.

Craig: "I'm a bank! Here, swipe your debit card in my ass crack."