The President of Improv

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » February 2nd, 2008, 5:04 pm

Tom Booker wrote:Can someone please define for me the term "too cocky"?

Conjoined Fraternal Twins.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 5th, 2008, 1:29 am

pumps!!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » February 5th, 2008, 1:39 am

Although I do look forward to many votes from my loving constituency so that I may be the next President of Improv, I want to be clear that I will run a clean campaign. The fact that my esteemed opponent Tom Booker has been accused of blocking other improvisers for the sake of making himself look good is in no way a good enough reason that my own campaign should ever use such childish means of slander against Mr. Booker. I wish him and the rest of my opponents a fine and fair election. Thank you.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 5th, 2008, 2:25 am

We will be accepting bribes at this show. And all hijinx are hereby unofficially encouraged!

foshizzle · Post by **foshizzle** » February 7th, 2008, 6:59 am

I'm in.

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » February 7th, 2008, 3:05 pm

I applaud this effort, but will be in San Fran on the night of debates.

Yay Look Cookie!!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » February 7th, 2008, 5:43 pm

I might as well get in on the action. Sign me up!

Aden · Post by **Aden** » February 8th, 2008, 4:42 pm

At this point, for the good of my fellow improvisers, and for the good of my country, I am withdrawing my bid for President of Improv. I am not endorsing any candidates at this time.

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » February 9th, 2008, 1:19 pm

things i like:

camel lights
beer
cash money
big booty hoes

just naming a few. candidates may wish to keep these things in mind.

themoss · Post by **themoss** » February 9th, 2008, 3:02 pm

I too am easily bribed.

money
genuine compliments
secrets of the universe
idolatry
money

trust me...lobbying us is your best bet for success

kerri · Post by **kerri** » February 9th, 2008, 3:32 pm

eric seufert has never gotten laid before, so thats a good thing to bribe him with

TexasImprovMassacre · February 9th, 2008, 7:17 pm

I would like all of my bribes to be in the form of attacks on other players character.

Mugging to the audience and gagging may also result in some* bonus points.

*several thousand

TexasImprovMassacre · February 11th, 2008, 3:40 pm

Pumps!

This is happening Sunday @ 8pm @ coldtowne theater.

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » February 11th, 2008, 6:56 pm

If there are any spots left, I'd like to fancy a go at this.

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » February 11th, 2008, 7:21 pm

I will bring a new hope to improv, a fresh perspective, and possibly cookies.

Jessica