the official text
Hoy hoy! Tonight we gather to pay tribute to ColdTowne Conservatory's second-ever graduating class, and it's gonna be a major, major dustup!
First, a show by the ColdTowne Conservatory faculty, who conveniently happen to be ColdTowne and The Frank Mills. Nine of the best improvisers in town on one stage! No holds barred! This would be a must-see show all by itself, but in this case, it will merely whet your appetite for ...
Scram, the Level Five graduating class troupe! Come watch in amazement as Stephanie Cook, Lance Gilstrap, Ryan Harrison, Elizabeth Leader Smith, Leah Moss, Nick Ramirez, John Ratliff, and special surprise guest star Stephen Short drop the science!
Of course, these cats are already playing in superhot troupes like Look Cookie, Midnight Society, and The Smoking Arm, but the roar of the crowd hasn't swayed them from their studies, and now they're putting what they've learned on the line with their signature form, the Scramblurger!
Then it's time for the graduation ceremony, in which even hardboiled types like Scram coach Rachel Madorsky will get all weepy and which will definitely make you want to take improv classes if you're not already. Also, unlike high school, you can drink while it's happening.
But wait! That's not all! 'Cause after that, it's all hands on deck for a raucous celebration and improv jam till the wee small hours of the morning. Come early and stay late, for it will surely be the improv event of the season!
