Easter Haiku Caption

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » April 21st, 2006, 3:48 pm

Christ arose Sunday!
He saw his shadow, oh no!
Six more weeks of Idol!

The cross is dark brown
Chocolate is dark brown too
Symbolism rocks!

-Dav

arclight · Post by **arclight** » April 21st, 2006, 3:54 pm

"Peter..." "Yes, my Lord?"
"I can see your house from here"
I'm going to hell.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » April 21st, 2006, 3:59 pm

Every century,
Easter falls on four-twenty
Thanks so much Jesus!

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » April 21st, 2006, 3:59 pm

i used to be cute
"Donnie Darko" stole my look
don't flee, i have treats!

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » April 21st, 2006, 4:07 pm

i eat jellybeans
only around Easter-time
...like Jesus Skittles.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 21st, 2006, 4:16 pm

Peeps when exposed to
microwave radiation
grow very large.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » April 21st, 2006, 4:23 pm

Jesus Cottontail
Hopping down the heavenly trail
Longinvs will PAY

God's son dies for us.
Then Yaweh changes his mind.
Infallibility.

Two loaves and three fish
are not as delicious as
chocolate bunnies.

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » April 21st, 2006, 4:35 pm

cadbury creme eggs
like halloween's candy corn
i'll eat 'til i'm ill

dear cadbury co.,
stop making caramel eggs
they are not so good

mammals give live birth
cadbury riddle me this:
rabbits lay creme eggs?

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » April 21st, 2006, 4:51 pm

Gretta, my sister,
That apple lodged in my back
Reminds me of spring.

The eggs Gonzo brought
smell like ether and cotton.
I'm tripping balls now.

Austin Improv

Easter Haiku Caption

a trio of poems for my favorite candy