EVERYONE SUCKS BUT ME

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » November 21st, 2007, 1:41 am

see title.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » November 21st, 2007, 7:41 am

Go Maine!!

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » November 21st, 2007, 10:27 am

Dildo! Dildos, dildos, dildos!

Giagantic hole-plugging dildos!

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » November 21st, 2007, 11:02 am

Well, it sure is a GOOD thing that we have a separate forum for this...

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » November 21st, 2007, 11:09 am

go to hell Asaf!!!
you and your fancy New York City improv!

get a rope!!

shando · Post by **shando** » November 21st, 2007, 11:12 am

Yes, but where's my forum where only I can see what I write? Oh, right, it's my skull.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » November 21st, 2007, 11:21 am

shando wrote:Yes, but where's my forum where only I can see what I write? Oh, right, it's my skull.

some of those less fortunate than us have all their thoughts flash across their eyewear

Bat Girl · Post by **Bat Girl** » November 21st, 2007, 12:01 pm

HerrHerr wrote:Dildo! Dildos, dildos, dildos!

YES!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » November 21st, 2007, 3:13 pm

shando wrote: Oh, right, it's my skull.

Your shiny, shiny skull...

Mike · Post by **Mike** » November 21st, 2007, 5:27 pm

Greetings from the RUssia! I am the looking for the possible mate for marriage and good time. I am in medical field and make the good money thing, so I can make the living when I come to the United States.

I make fortune from man in Nigeria who leave me money to invest, so please contact me. I am getting over 30 millions of dollars soon!!! I also like to purchase from online pharmace things to keep the medicine, and also enjoy the online gambling!

I am looking for sexy fun improv person to spend time with me and make millions of the dollars through investment!

Call me!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » November 21st, 2007, 6:12 pm

Mike wrote:Greetings from the RUssia! I am the looking for the possible mate for marriage and good time. I am in medical field and make the good money thing, so I can make the living when I come to the United States.

I make fortune from man in Nigeria who leave me money to invest, so please contact me. I am getting over 30 millions of dollars soon!!! I also like to purchase from online pharmace things to keep the medicine, and also enjoy the online gambling!

I am looking for sexy fun improv person to spend time with me and make millions of the dollars through investment!

Call me!

Ha!

Go work a cruise ship sometime. You'll find dozens of these young Eastern bloc women working hostess/casino jobs and trying to get "accidentally" impregnated by the Americans or Canadians in the crew. They're usually young, hot, speak broken English in an adorable fashion and are made of pure evil. The (usually American or Canadian) performers referred to them as "the vampires".

Sorry, that sounds sexist and racist, but it's true.

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » November 22nd, 2007, 9:37 am

mpbrockman wrote:Sorry, that sounds sexist and racist, but it's true.

"What's wrong with bein' sexy?"

LuBu McJohnson · Post by **LuBu McJohnson** » November 26th, 2007, 1:52 pm

fuck all this fuckin' shit.

*contribution complete*