Slumber Party!

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 17th, 2006, 3:31 pm

deroosisonfire wrote:i am in on one condition:
hazing

Once again, I reiterate that I have safety handcuffs and a flogger.

Jill Morris · Post by **Jill Morris** » April 17th, 2006, 3:43 pm

deroosisonfire wrote:i am in on one condition:
hazing

Does that mean we all have to share Nadine?

nadine · Post by **nadine** » April 17th, 2006, 3:59 pm

Jill Morris wrote:
deroosisonfire wrote:i am in on one condition:
hazing
Does that mean we all have to share Nadine?

*holds teddy bear tightly to her flannel nighty and whimpers*

Ooh baby.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » April 17th, 2006, 4:05 pm

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 17th, 2006, 4:22 pm

I never so much wanted to be a woman in my life, just so that I could go to this slumber party.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » April 17th, 2006, 4:35 pm

Guys, I'm thinking PANTY RAID! Who's with me?

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 17th, 2006, 5:15 pm

Sorry man, but me trying to behave like a chauvanistic and borderline sexual-assaulting breakerenterer guy is so wildly against type that I don't think that I'd be very convincing at it.

However, I'm more than willing to comfort any woman who needs it after their party was ruined by the horrible brutish men from Tappa Kegga Dai and Ei Phelta Thi.

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » April 17th, 2006, 5:20 pm

Jill Morris wrote:
deroosisonfire wrote:i am in on one condition:
hazing
Does that mean we all have to share Nadine?

oh, jill, there's lots of different kinds of hazing. the cornell office of fraternity and sorority affairs even took the time to give us some ideas.

in my book it doesn't really matter how you haze, as long as somebody ends up crying.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 17th, 2006, 5:42 pm

deroosisonfire wrote:
Jill Morris wrote:
deroosisonfire wrote:i am in on one condition:
hazing
Does that mean we all have to share Nadine?
oh, jill, there's lots of different kinds of hazing. the cornell office of fraternity and sorority affairs even took the time to give us some ideas.

in my book it doesn't really matter how you haze, as long as somebody ends up crying.

From the Cornell web site:

On a cold night, members stripped their new members, restrained them to trees with duct tape, and sprayed them with water from a hose.

Members sprayed water and beer on a tile basement floor and dragged naked new members around by their feet around them calling them "human squeegees".

I went to the wrong college...

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » April 17th, 2006, 6:04 pm

deroosisonfire wrote: in my book it doesn't really matter how you haze, as long as somebody ends up crying.

Don't forget eating disorders! They're much more damaging (and permanent!) than mere tears.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 17th, 2006, 6:36 pm

Also, I'm PMing Jill with my phone number so the girls can prank call it.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » April 17th, 2006, 6:45 pm

kbadr wrote:
deroosisonfire wrote: in my book it doesn't really matter how you haze, as long as somebody ends up crying.
Don't forget eating disorders! They're much more damaging (and permanent!) than mere tears.

The really good parties end with someone needing at least 16 years of intensive therapy and a pile of anti-anxiety meds.

arthurina · Post by **arthurina** » April 17th, 2006, 11:44 pm

hey, can I come too??

I am a pretty shy little improv girl you've never met before but I'd love to be invited!

nadine · Post by **nadine** » April 18th, 2006, 12:13 am

Yes, Arthurina. You can be hazed with me. Don't forget your tampons!

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 18th, 2006, 12:32 am

All kidding aside, this sounds like a whole lot of fun... I suppose the male equivilant is getting everyone together in pajamas in the morning, eating cereal that gives diabetics seizures and watching cartoons that give epileptics seizures - He-Man, Captain N, Thundercats...

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Slumber Party!

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