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"Hey everyone! Look! It's my two finger puppets, Lefty and Righty! Lefty, what do you think about the war?"
LEFTY:
I'm an America-hating hippie who wants you out of office for my own emotional gratification and no has basis in fact for anything I do.
RUMSFELD:
Gee, that's not very nice of you Lefty.
RIGHTY:
It sure isn't Rummy. It looks like our silly friend over here hasn't heard of TERRORISTS.
RUMSFELD:
Right again, Righty! I'm guessing Lefty just doesn't understand that we're fighting the TERRORISTS over THERE so we don't have to fight them over HERE.
LEFTY:
Ter-ror... ists? What's that Rummy?
RUMSFELD:
Well, LEFTY, remember 9/11?
LEFTY:
Hmm.. I .. .think so.. Was that the big disaster with the planes or something?
RIGHTY:
It sure was LEFTY. And those planes were flown deliverately into the building by TERRORISTS!
LEFTY:
Oh no! I'm scared! Hold me!
RIGHTY:
Don't worry Lefty. While you were being cowardly and making ridiculous claims against your own government, the SOLDIERS over in Iraq were fighting the TERRORISTS, and protecting your FREEDOM to protest their noble actions!
LEFTY:
Gee, I never thought of it that way before. I sure do feel like a hypocrite when you put it that way.
RIGHTY:
You sure are Lefty. But don't worry. God and George Bush both forgive you.
LEFTY:
Wow! I'm glad you guys explained that to me before I made the big mistake of doubting why we're in a completely and totally justifable war with Iraq! Thanks Rummy! I hope you're here to protect us forever and ever! May the sweet baby Jesus bless you Mr. Rumsfeld!
ALL:
God Bless Everyone! YAY!
"And so you see, this is how we will gain more support for the war and this administration. Press conference - over now!"
LEFTY:
I'm an America-hating hippie who wants you out of office for my own emotional gratification and no has basis in fact for anything I do.
RUMSFELD:
Gee, that's not very nice of you Lefty.
RIGHTY:
It sure isn't Rummy. It looks like our silly friend over here hasn't heard of TERRORISTS.
RUMSFELD:
Right again, Righty! I'm guessing Lefty just doesn't understand that we're fighting the TERRORISTS over THERE so we don't have to fight them over HERE.
LEFTY:
Ter-ror... ists? What's that Rummy?
RUMSFELD:
Well, LEFTY, remember 9/11?
LEFTY:
Hmm.. I .. .think so.. Was that the big disaster with the planes or something?
RIGHTY:
It sure was LEFTY. And those planes were flown deliverately into the building by TERRORISTS!
LEFTY:
Oh no! I'm scared! Hold me!
RIGHTY:
Don't worry Lefty. While you were being cowardly and making ridiculous claims against your own government, the SOLDIERS over in Iraq were fighting the TERRORISTS, and protecting your FREEDOM to protest their noble actions!
LEFTY:
Gee, I never thought of it that way before. I sure do feel like a hypocrite when you put it that way.
RIGHTY:
You sure are Lefty. But don't worry. God and George Bush both forgive you.
LEFTY:
Wow! I'm glad you guys explained that to me before I made the big mistake of doubting why we're in a completely and totally justifable war with Iraq! Thanks Rummy! I hope you're here to protect us forever and ever! May the sweet baby Jesus bless you Mr. Rumsfeld!
ALL:
God Bless Everyone! YAY!
"And so you see, this is how we will gain more support for the war and this administration. Press conference - over now!"
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Get back to work you!
It's cute that you are all so serious and think these deeply political things, but the all-too-sad, real caption for this photo is:
"This is about how much time the short-attention span American will pay to this story before switching over to the Entertainment section to find out who J. Lo is marrying, what wacky Scientology thing Tom Cruise is saying this week, or when Larry the Cable guy is playing."
Sorry, I'm cynical about politics today.
It's cute that you are all so serious and think these deeply political things, but the all-too-sad, real caption for this photo is:
"This is about how much time the short-attention span American will pay to this story before switching over to the Entertainment section to find out who J. Lo is marrying, what wacky Scientology thing Tom Cruise is saying this week, or when Larry the Cable guy is playing."
Sorry, I'm cynical about politics today.
