Austin Metal Detector Club

[madeline]

This exists.

http://amdconline.com/

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If you have gotten your first Metal Detector or even if you are a seasoned detectorist, we are looking for you. Even if you don't own a detector or are just thinking about getting one.P>

The Austin Metal Detector Club (AMDC) has been in existance since 1963. We are made up of Central Texas detectorists of all ages, females and males, singles and families. LOW yearly dues of $20 which covers and entire household. P>

Should you be looking for a treasure hunting partner or would like to learn more about your detector and treasuring hunting, we are here. We have "Find of the Month", "Find of the Year", Guest Speakers, Show & Tell, Club Hunts and more. Check us out at our newly updated website: amdconline.com. Looking forward to seeing you! HH!

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I shall now call myself The Detectorist.

[improvstitute]

I have code of ethics envy

[apiaryist]

Detectorists.

[acrouch]

That website is perfect.

[mpbrockman]

I shall now call myself The Detectorist.

I must avoid your detectoration with super-anti-detectiness.

This is very Colbert-ish. Or GW-on-a-reasonably-coherent-day-ish.

[ratliff]

I have code of ethics envy

Seriously. "I will approach and educate or report those who do not follow our Code of Ethics" sounds like it's lifted straight from the Pyongyang chapter's handbook.

But Ted, opportunity beckons. Where's the Austin improviser's code of ethics?

My suggestions:

1. I will not pimp Mike Kinald or Shannon McCormick to talk like Bill Cosby more than once per fiscal quarter.

2. I will not attempt to talk like Bryan Roberts without his express approval.

3. Kacey Samiee is a talented actor who is skilled at creating vivid, emotionally rich characters onstage. She is not actually in love with me.*

4. I will try to justify only every third thing that Chris Trew or Arthur Simone says.

5. Prostrating myself and shrieking "I'm not worthy" help neither the scene nor Erika.

6. I will try really hard not to be drunk onstage, but if I can't manage that I will at least smell nice.

*Exempt: Kareem

[shando]

I have code of ethics envy

Seriously. "I will approach and educate or report those who do not follow our Code of Ethics" sounds like it's lifted straight from the Pyongyang chapter's handbook.

But Ted, opportunity beckons. Where's the Austin improviser's code of ethics?

My suggestions:

1. I will not pimp Mike Kinald or Shannon McCormick to talk like Bill Cosby more than once per fiscal quarter.

2. I will not attempt to talk like Bryan Roberts without his express approval.

3. Kacey Samiee is a talented actor who is skilled at creating vivid, emotionally rich characters onstage. She is not actually in love with me.*

4. I will try to justify only every third thing that Chris Trew or Arthur Simone says.

5. Prostrating myself and shrieking "I'm not worthy" help neither the scene nor Erika.

6. I will try really hard not to be drunk onstage, but if I can't manage that I will at least smell nice.

*Exempt: Kareem

Does drunken self-pimping at after parties count?

[ratliff]

Does drunken self-pimping at after parties count?

No. The Austin Improviser's Code of Ethics is firm but fair.

[shando]

Does drunken self-pimping at after parties count?

No. The Austin Improviser's Code of Ethics is firm but fair.

Good. I was going to lose 75% of my drunken appeal otherwise.