Number of Posts Denote Rank on Forum

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » April 4th, 2006, 11:57 am

Hey guys, wouldn't it be cool if when you reached a certain number of posts in the forum, you got a special rank? Yeah?!
The ranking name would be on the side bar where the avatar, location, and number of posts is located.
Like,
1-50: Arriving at the Theatre
50-100: Warming-Up
200-500: Stepping Onstage
500+: Superstar!!1
...
Ok, people can come up with better names than I can I bet.
I kinda got this idea from a Bonanza forum I used to post on before improv consumed my life. There were ranks like, "Ranch Hand" and "Mine Worker", and if you were really freakin' sweet you could be like "Lorne Green's Girlfriend" or some shit.

I'm not really sure if this sort of thing is possible, or how it's put into practice.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » April 4th, 2006, 12:30 pm

438 Evilpandabear
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354 Wesley
222 beardedlamb
220 acrouch
192 arclight
176 kbadr
173 sara_anm8r
166 phlounderphil
162 valetoile
158 ChrisTrew.Com
152 erikamay
127 Roy Janik
123 deroosisonfire

perhaps the first person could be dubbed Big Booty
and the next 12 (ranked 2-13) could be ranked Booty Disciple 2,3,etc.
or we could all become incredibly geeky and go by some D&D terms! like:

001-010 Troll
011-049 Villager
050-099 Squire
100-199 Knight
200-399 Captain
400-599 Paladin
600-799 Imperial Guard
800-999 King
1000+ God Mode

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » April 4th, 2006, 1:58 pm

If you're a Paladin then I'm a vermicious kanid!

-Dav

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » April 4th, 2006, 3:11 pm

What say you mere villager? How dare you mock the Order of the Paladin! We shall lay waste to your village at dawn!

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » April 4th, 2006, 4:27 pm

According to Willy Wonka, numerous sentient alien species that formerly existed have been wiped out by the knids' predations. Wonka claims that the only reason humans have escaped this fate is because the Knids cannot enter Earth's atmosphere without being burned up by frictionâ€”despite the fact that among the worlds that have been depopulated by the knids are Venus (which has a substantial atmosphere) and Jupiter (which is a gas giant).

Their one weak point is that they are show-offs. They cannot resist shaping themselves to spell the one word they know how to spell, before they attack. That one word is "SCRAM".

Us Captains need to know these things.

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » April 5th, 2006, 12:53 am

I think it should be based on posts per day:

0 - .40 per day - Casual user.
.41 - 2 per day - Prolific user, yet normal human being.
More than 4 per day - Jay has a problem.