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old hat googlism

Post by beardedlamb »

googlism finds statements about anything on the web and tells you what they are. the one for "well hung jury" is quite funny and a googlism for "improv" is revealing and slightly poetic.

googlism

"jeremy is a girl"
"jeremy is a year old autistic child with duchenne muscular dystrophy"
????

stupid inner net
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O O B
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Post by Evilpandabear »

Improv is to always say "yes."


Jay is not God
Jay is going to kill me for this but
Jay is a hero
"Anyone can teach improv. It's bullshit." -Andy Crouch on June 4th 11:33pm CST
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Some of the better ones..

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kareem is suing the government of karnataka here is the exact copy of the notice to be sent to the government of karnataka
kareem is able to put stuff behind him and move on
kareem is back where he belongs
kareem is a versatile player who has expressed to me a strong desire to develop as a player and a person
kareem is nothing but a physical attraction

All true. All true.

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You're only killing yourself to live

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ME!

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dave buckman is a psychologist in tallahassee
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AIC

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aic is seeking public outreach liaisons

aic is no more

aic is opportunity

aic is a traditional new england campus

aic is a genuinely cooperative venture grounded firmly in the visual arts community

aic is still evolving

aic is an affirmative action employer

aic is an organizing process that draws equally from the wisdom of ancient cultural traditions and from modern sciences

aic is the only joint israeli and palestinian organization outside of the political and economic establishment that is rooted in the palestinian and...

aic is expected to organize and implement the la palma not operations

aic is a non governmental organisation established in 1990

aic is committed to tax

aic is the right choice for you

aic is the centre of a family of member organizations that deal with issues broadly related to agriculture

aic is a federally registered

aic is leading the fight to bring common sense back to american immigration policy

aic is constantly widening

aic is also providing directly these international agencies with experts

aic is very significant and shows our professionalism

aic is discounting these prices by 10%

aic is to provide images when none are available

aic is involved in on your behalf

aic is accomplishing

aic is reactive to its members

aic is also concerned with the positive development of africa and its people

aic is essentially a website at present

aic is 5

aic is to establish stable funding sources to create systemic change to preserve our culture

aic is progressively seeking additional shareholders from the other states/territories and

aic is fully capable of cleaning any type of supply air duct or exhaust system

aic is 100% australian owned and is a quality endorsed company to as/nzs iso9001

aic is one of only a few firms qualified to meet the exacting standard of america’s defense establishment and the world’s aerospace and defense prime

aic is true

aic is widely used as a criterion of model selection in fish

aic is expected to be held in australian secondary schools in late august or early september

aic is powered from the micrologix 1500 lrp processor through the 8

aic is committed to fulfilling your specific needs with the right products and will work closely with all parties to ensure that you received the best possible

aic is present both in the international debates and with the poorest

aic is kinda hard to tune

aic is the industry's leading provider of objective new and used vehicle information for professionals and consumers

aic is not a system
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cj is currently rated 4th in the world
cj is a cute undercover narcotics agent looking for an illegal shipment of chloroform
cj is distracted trying on a stunning black vera wang dress
cj is fully automatic
cj is in need of a loving home in va
cj is done

Sounds like I'm a spy or Serena Williams.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
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phil is a master of color and illusion
phil is a top bloke
phil is an old hand
phil is swell
phil is death
phil is still good
phil is wrong
phil is a battler
phil is soooo fit
phil is naughty pee story
phil is god
phil is right
phil is a big bone head
phil is so damned great? answer
phil is cute
phil is kicking butt again
phil is sweden erect guy
phil is taking on all of brazil
phil is a neutrophil
phil is saved by a miracle
phil is a fig
phil is reputed by townspeople to be more than 100 years old

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Wesley is the only guy I’ve ever met who owns a bird of prey and takes it hunting.
Wesley is a shy young man who will warm up to anyone quickly.
Wesley is not named in the book.
Wesley is not an "official" employee of Nike.
Wesley is said to have made contact with many local athletes.
Wesley is likely one in a long line of NBA "facilitators."
Wesley is also close to Detroit Pistons coach Larry Brown and has developed a relationship with Cavaliers owners Dan Gilbert and David Katzman.
Wesley is the former Vice President of the Black Students' Union.
Wesley is almost an equal with the rest of the crew.
Wesley is not treated like a child.
Wesley is seen wearing a Starfleet dress uniform and rank insignia of a Lieutenant Junior Grade and states that he is part of the engineering staff of the USS Titan, indicating he rejoined Starfleet at some point and either completed his time at the Academy, or had been granted a field commission.
Wesley is To Know God And To Make God Known.
"I do."
--Christina de Roos . . . Bain . . . Christina Bain
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Post by Roy Janik »

Parallelogramophonograph is going to be playing some improv games in the show, a first for us.
Parallelogramophonograph is a proud member of the Austin Improv Collective.
Parallelogramophonograph is a troupe.
PGraph plays every Thursday at 8pm! https://www.hideouttheatre.com/shows/pgraph/
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You Me & Greg is a dynamic improv troupe
You Me & Greg is a proud member troupe of the Austin Improv Collective
You Me & Greg is sustenance
You Me and Greg is an actual troupe at the Hideout
You Me and Greg is still in the cagematch this week

4 out of 5 of these statements were written by members of You Me & Greg.
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Post by Evilpandabear »

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about the great mundane yet.
"Anyone can teach improv. It's bullshit." -Andy Crouch on June 4th 11:33pm CST
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Post by Andy P »

andy p is a versatile dj that can provide the following music nights
andy p is coming
andy p is back
andy p is investigating
andy p is there another person you would like to work with
andy p is elected unwilling king of all those who lost in love
andy p is not that pleased tho
andy p is fined 200 zets for foul and abusive > the message <2002011922111581085@zetnet
andy p is goin to ohio but he already has a full car

This must be turned into a show.
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Post by phlounderphil »

"must be turned into a show"....

already happening. hopefully.

this idea dawned on me a couple weeks ago but was then known as the Wikipedia show. As soon as jeremy reminded me that googlism existed (everyone over on myspace is going crazy for this too!) I decided to alter the format idea. ;)
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