hello?

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » July 2nd, 2007, 6:31 pm

hi.

should i meet you, a molestation attempt most likely will occur. a hard punch square in the chest will a confirmed no. all other no's will be ignored, as i have confirmation that no means yes. hell, i'm here, ain't i?

scook · Post by **scook** » July 2nd, 2007, 11:44 pm

mpbrockman wrote:Hi,

I'm a single male, 43 feet tall, 7.5 tons. I enjoy eating the ill, the aged and the young - but am not above a little carrion in a lean time. I'm looking for a girl who likes improv, kittens and scaring small children to help me with opening jars, dialing the phone and other manually intensive tasks. Are you out there Miss Right?

Welcome Stephanie.

...are you Robosaurus? Because you were really sexy when you were shooting fire.

apiaryist · Post by **apiaryist** » July 3rd, 2007, 12:19 am

Oh my god! Robosaurus was so cool.

Hell yes.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 3rd, 2007, 2:10 am

Ugh! Robosaurus is my showoff big brother who I hate!!! That's me to the left with my piano.

Sorry...

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 3rd, 2007, 2:23 am

P.S. His real name is Robostinky and he's a poopyhead.

York99 · Post by **York99** » July 3rd, 2007, 1:05 pm

Stephanie has zero confirmed kills.
Let's give her a hand.

scook · Post by **scook** » July 5th, 2007, 10:51 pm

mpbrockman wrote:Ugh! Robosaurus is my showoff big brother who I hate!!! That's me to the left with my piano.

...do you know how to play Jim Brickman songs?

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 5th, 2007, 10:57 pm

scook wrote:...do you know how to play Jim Brickman songs?

Yes, but why would I want to?

scook · Post by **scook** » July 5th, 2007, 11:01 pm

mpbrockman wrote:
scook wrote:...do you know how to play Jim Brickman songs?
Yes, but why would I want to?

To sweep me off my feet. But if you didn't already know that, then I suppose it was never meant to be.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 6th, 2007, 11:11 pm

Man, I'm a disappointment to everybody!