Which is the cooler troupe name?

Your mailbox, that pregnant woman, Santa's bag, that pinata, airplanes, and the enemy base in GI Joe: what do they all have in common? It's Full of Cobras! Seriously! It's Full of Cobras!
Another alternate name is "Big Ol' Cobra Pinata", but first, let's settle the fight between the current two names.
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Dr. Clobber is an anti-hero. He once saved a puppy while giving a lady a 3.99 trimester abortion, but in a burning building, while holding a little British orphan child hostage, but to raise money for Goodwill. And, like Dr. Tran, he has a PhD in kicking your ass!