Air Sex?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » June 8th, 2007, 3:30 pm

Wesley wrote:Have we started taking bets on what percentage of the acts end in simulated premature ejaculation jokes, yet?

Too soon.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » June 8th, 2007, 4:35 pm

I would probably not sign up for this but I would so love to be on the panel that breaks it down after each performance. Do you guys have a say in that?

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » June 8th, 2007, 6:16 pm

On second thought... count me in.

I have something that will Blow. Your. Mind.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » June 8th, 2007, 6:18 pm

That's the spirit, Boyko!

ChrisTrew.Com · Post by **ChrisTrew.Com** » June 8th, 2007, 6:18 pm

Jason, sign up on the website.
Asaf, no, not at this time. If we do, then yes.
Brian Boyko, yes yesyes please, I think I know what you are thinking. Sign up online.

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » June 9th, 2007, 3:11 am

Wesley wrote:cats?

Yeah, bebe!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » June 9th, 2007, 11:07 am

ChrisTrew.Com wrote:Jason, sign up on the website.
Asaf, no, not at this time. If we do, then yes.
Brian Boyko, yes yesyes please, I think I know what you are thinking. Sign up online.

Chris, I saw, like, an "email for info" link on the Alamo site, but I didn't see an actual sign-up link. Is there a link where up for this contest I can sign?

ChrisTrew.Com · Post by **ChrisTrew.Com** » June 9th, 2007, 12:31 pm

You email them your name and what song you are going to perform to.

themoss · Post by **themoss** » June 9th, 2007, 7:11 pm

is this a solo performance or can a duet perform?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » June 9th, 2007, 7:31 pm

themoss wrote:is this a solo performance or can a duet perform?

From the website...

The Rules:
Time: Contestants have a maximum of 2 minutes to perform an air sex routine. This can include all phases of an air sex encounter: meeting, seduction, foreplay and intercourse, or you can simply cut to the chase.

Music: Competitors must perform to music, you can either bring a CD of your performance track with you, or you can choose from our selection of air sex music. You may also include an audio prelude to your performance, maximum of 30 seconds.

Other Rules: Unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules. Props are allowed, teams are allowed, talking is allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real.

Prizes: First of all, it is free to compete. Simply email your competition song to lars(@)originalalamo.com or bring it to the show on the night of the competition. The first place winner of the round 1 competition will receive a ticket to the sold out "final show" at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. These tickets sold out in one day and were valued at $85. Also, just for competing, you will receive a $25 ticket to the Robosaurus/Transformers show on July 2. More prizes may be announced prior to the event.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » June 9th, 2007, 7:37 pm

the rules on the alamo site say that you can have a cast of more than one.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » June 10th, 2007, 12:56 pm

If any of the contestants need coaching. let me know. Physical schtick is kinda my thing.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » June 10th, 2007, 1:12 pm

The Brigadier wrote:the rules on the alamo site say that you can have a cast of more than one.

anyone up for a Greek-style chorus?

ESeufert · Post by **ESeufert** » June 11th, 2007, 10:36 am

anyone want to form a team?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » June 11th, 2007, 10:42 am

I have to back out of this. Too many plates spinning. Something is going to crash.