fancy words for a not so fancy word

kaceysamiee · Post by **kaceysamiee** » June 5th, 2007, 10:03 am

My work is making us (the technicians) business cards and we have 24 hours to come up with something cooler then "technician" to be our title on the cards. We've had a hard time coming up with something that is good and interesting, but not stupid. Thesaurus.com has been visited, but nothing exciting came of it.

I work in the entertainment lighting industry with LED fixtures. So, for example, some one came up with "LED Systems Expert" which is good, but i was hoping for something a little more.....creative....er something.

anyone care to put any ideas on the table for my (and the rest of the techs at Element Labs) job title?

any idea is welcome.
feel free to check out www.elementlabs.com. The site is going to be updated soon, so please forgive it's current state.

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » June 5th, 2007, 10:32 am

Illuminary Arts Luminary

kaceysamiee · Post by **kaceysamiee** » June 5th, 2007, 10:45 am

haha! thanks andy!

another suggestion we got on the other end of the specturm was â€œShit Storm Consultantâ€

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » June 5th, 2007, 10:58 am

Industrial Lighting Magician

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » June 5th, 2007, 11:03 am

"You'd be in the dark without me"

"It takes ____ Element Labs LED Technicians to Screw in a Lightbulb"

"Overlord of the Blinding Twinkle"

"Twinkle Twinkle LED
Holy shit, this stuff ain't free!"

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » June 5th, 2007, 11:13 am

Illumination Artist
Lighting Stylist
LED Lighting Guru
Creative Lighting Consultant

You're right. This is hard. I still can't stand Software Engineer for my own profession, which is why I usually just use the good old fashioned 'programmer'.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » June 5th, 2007, 11:14 am

Flashy-Blinky Maker

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » June 5th, 2007, 11:23 am

"Don't be in the dark!"
"Get high off LED!"
theatre ambiance aesthestician

Aden · Post by **Aden** » June 5th, 2007, 11:37 am

kbadr wrote:Flashy-Blinky Maker

This wins my vote!!!

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » June 5th, 2007, 11:44 am

Lightgineer

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » June 5th, 2007, 11:51 am

-----ing Technician

without me, there's no light

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » June 5th, 2007, 12:10 pm

Creation Recreationist (Let there be light...)
Human Factor Psychologist with a Specialization in Human/Light Interaction
Lighting Consultant
Lighting Connosiuer
Luminosity Sommelier (or Luminoselier)
Immagineer

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » June 5th, 2007, 12:11 pm

Illuminata

Luxatrix

Reina de Luz (or, if you hate your job that week, Puta de Luz)

Mistress of Particles and/or Waves, Depending

Lights Lady

It Is the East, and Kacey Is the Sun

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » June 5th, 2007, 12:17 pm

Wesley wrote: Immagineer

This was my first thought as well.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » June 5th, 2007, 12:17 pm

Kacey Samiee
Lumanitrix
she knows what turns you on.