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Post by shando »

With tons of folks going to OoB west next weekend, who's minding the store? It's gonna seem like a ghost town.
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Post by kbadr »

So who else is hitting the West coast?

I know the Cupholders are, 4/5 of Pgraph is, and Asaf is. I assume Shannon is?

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Post by shando »

I would be, but I'm going to Shana's wedding in Mexico. And ColdTowne's heading west as well if I'm not mistaken.
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Ah, that's right. A piece of Coldtowne is going, too.

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Chris, Justin, and I will be representin'

tami has to stay home and knit
jastroch has to stay home and plow
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Post by shando »

kbadr wrote:Ah, that's right. A piece of Coldtowne is going, too.
Where'd the nice Constitution reference go?
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shando wrote:
kbadr wrote:Ah, that's right. A piece of Coldtowne is going, too.
Where'd the nice Constitution reference go?
I read it twice and edited it three times. It seemed a bit harsh...though I liked the phrase. It occurred to me that my irrational love of a specific fraction might be perceived as racist, rather than smug glee at the hypocrisy of our founding fathers.

A shiny nickel to anyone who can guess the exact phrase.

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Post by ratliff »

Don't you mean three-fifths of a nickel?
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Post by kbadr »

Yes, or more precisely, a slave's vote of a nickel.

There, you made me say it. I hope your pleased with yourself.
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Post by shando »

Although technically, that should be more like a slave's census headcount of a nickel. They coudn't vote, dude. :wink:
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Fun Fact, the ColdTowne 3/5 Compromise is what we call ourselves when only 3/5 of us can go on the road. So, we beat you to it.
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shando wrote:Although technically, that should be more like a slave's census headcount of a nickel. They coudn't vote, dude. :wink:
Now that'd just be silly.

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Post by shando »

But extraordinary. Or ordinary. Or something.
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Post by DollarBill »

I would like to now make a classic comedy bit, please. But I need someone to help me:

Wait a minute... If YOU'RE in L.A... and I'M in L.A... !!!! !!!!
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Post by beardedlamb »

Then who's in LA?!?
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