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Junk and GGG improv spectacular

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This weekend GGG and Junk share the ColdTowne theater stage for one time only! GGG does a patented musical and debuts new girl Aden and new musician/boy Jason! Junk does brand new narrative format! I love improv!

GGG/Junk 10 pm Saturday night CT theater
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Loved these shows! (And so did the people behind me.) -- with or without the wine, you guys were really funny.
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Post by shando »

Scuttlebutt last night was that these were hella fine shows.
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You always rock, you always do!
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Post by improvstitute »

Last night was good times!!! Thanks for the compliments! I was a bit nervous doing a narrative (it's been a while and doesn't play to my stong suits) but I had a great time.

On that note...please answer this question...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE RICE CRISPIES/CORN FLAKE TEST IS?

Don't Google it then reply, just answer yes or no. I ask because it was an offer I made in the show that only 2 people kinda got (neither of which were other players). I was working under the assumption that this was common knowledge, but it looks as if I am wrong. Please confirm or deny this.
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I do not. But I am googling it now.
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I don't know what that is...and neither does Google.

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Post by shando »

Is it some kind of pregnancy sex-determination thing? Short answer from Shannon: no.
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no idea.
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Post by andrea »

all i know is that now both my and eric's genitalia are covered in cereal.

thanks, ted. thanks a lot.
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No, but...
andrea wrote:all i know is that now both my and eric's genitalia are covered in cereal.
gross.
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Post by Mo Daviau »

Hey Ted, does the rice krispies test hold up in a court of law?

Post by improvstitute »

ok...here it is...

The Rice Krispie /Cornflake test is when you are asked to put the head of your penis in a bowl if Rice Krispies (no milk). The thinking is that if you have been having sex then the Rice Krispies will stick. Women use this test to see if their husband has been cheating after coming late from the bar or wherever. Andrea prefers CoCo Puffs or Fruity Pebbles because they taste better during clean up (ZING!!!).

I believe this does hold up in a court of law in some southern states. In Tennessee they have all sorts of cereal-based tests. Cereal is the base of their entire judicial system.

Honestly, I thought this was fairly common knowledge. I am blown away that nobody has heard of this. I am even more blown away that you can't even find it on Google. My world has been turned upside down.

I feel so alone.
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Post by TexasImprovMassacre »

improvstitute wrote:ok...here it is...

The Rice Krispie /Cornflake test is when you are asked to put the head of your penis in a bowl if Rice Krispies (no milk). The thinking is that if you have been having sex then the Rice Krispies will stick. Women use this test to see if their husband has been cheating after coming late from the bar or wherever. Andrea prefers CoCo Puffs or Fruity Pebbles because they taste better during clean up (ZING!!!).

I believe this does hold up in a court of law in some southern states. In Tennessee they have all sorts of cereal-based tests. Cereal is the base of their entire judicial system.

Honestly, I thought this was fairly common knowledge. I am blown away that nobody has heard of this. I am even more blown away that you can't even find it on Google. My world has been turned upside down.

I feel so alone.

oh, so that's what your avatar is doing

Post by improvstitute »

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:
improvstitute wrote:ok...here it is...

The Rice Krispie /Cornflake test is when you are asked to put the head of your penis in a bowl if Rice Krispies (no milk). The thinking is that if you have been having sex then the Rice Krispies will stick. Women use this test to see if their husband has been cheating after coming late from the bar or wherever. Andrea prefers CoCo Puffs or Fruity Pebbles because they taste better during clean up (ZING!!!).

I believe this does hold up in a court of law in some southern states. In Tennessee they have all sorts of cereal-based tests. Cereal is the base of their entire judicial system.

Honestly, I thought this was fairly common knowledge. I am blown away that nobody has heard of this. I am even more blown away that you can't even find it on Google. My world has been turned upside down.

I feel so alone.

oh, so that's what your avatar is doing
What else can you do when you are alone?
-Ted

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