Who do you hate?

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » February 24th, 2006, 4:32 pm

I know there's someone I hate, but I can't for the life of me remember who it is right now.

And I definitely don't hate you, Phil. I just want your cell phone to work again.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » February 24th, 2006, 6:05 pm

Oh yeah, right.
"I'm Noam Chomsky, I have grey hair and glasses. I'm white and smart. You should worship me. I'm a libertarian-socialist, which means I don't have the balls to be either libertarian or socialist, and I have anarcho-syndicalism leanings. That's a big word that means I'm smarter than you AND a better person to boot. You should worship me. Also, I more-or-less invented modern linguistics, so suck it."
That's really all I know about him, which pisses me off and further fuels my burning hatred.

that's more than i know. i just like his glasses.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » February 24th, 2006, 6:29 pm

I only hate Andie MacDowell. And oh, I hate hate hate her so.

I always get Noam Chomsky and Ralph Nader confused.

LuBu McJohnson · Post by **LuBu McJohnson** » February 24th, 2006, 11:57 pm

I try not to hate people, it's much too hateful.

The only people I really hate are people who are dead already. I figure it's alright if they are already dead, since they can't do anything, so the drama is greatly minimalized. Andy Warhol, for example. Don't like him at all. If her were alive today, I'd fight him. No joke.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » February 25th, 2006, 3:01 am

Oh, God! Seriously!

"I'm going to paint a can label that someone else already designed. I'm a genius. Like this picture? Here it is in four colors! Oh, that's not all, here's the Birth of Venus, another painting someone else already did, only I traced it in pink. You may kiss my ring for I am your creative God! Still not convince? OK, now I'm going to redo the can art I alreday did that someone else already did, only I'll make it red and green. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how do I do it?
I HAVE WACKY HAIR! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

It's called Photoshop, Andy, look into it! A 4-year old can change a picture color to pink. If he's in China, he could do it by age 2.
If he ever is found alive somewhere, I'll hold him while you hit him.

erikamay · Post by **erikamay** » February 25th, 2006, 9:31 am

agreed. i dont hate anyone.

i used to hate roberto moreno for making up a nasty song about me in high school because i wouldnt let him dry hump me on our first date.

but, i finally got over it and bought his CD a few years ago. it was just too much energy to maintain that hate.

phil. i will work up a reserve of energy to hate you with for a limited period of time. i am not sure that it will be entirely satisfying for you, but i will do my best.

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phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » February 27th, 2006, 3:26 am

There, don't we all feel a little better once we've got that out!

I don't hate anyone either. Contrary to some beliefs, I tend to be a really positive person most of the time, even when I AM joking about someone's personality quirks...it's really all a very positive thing to me. If you can't laugh at yourself and your friends, how do you expect to make other people laugh with you.

Thanks for sharing.

and I know nobody hates me, I just thought it would make it easier to say who we really hated if there was some sort of pity involved!

-phil

smerlin · Post by **smerlin** » February 27th, 2006, 10:46 am

Is it too late to say I hate Phil?

Just checking.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » February 27th, 2006, 12:23 pm

It's never too late to say you hate Phil.
Ohhh, a new AIC motto? AIC: It's never too late to say you hate Phil!

There, don't we all feel a little better once we've got that out!
NO!
All you managed to do is uncork what I thought was a tight-nit bundled of dark, angry emotions, safely bottled up deep inside. You opened a Pandora's Box of Pain, my friend. My hackles have all been rankled and now I support cloning legislation for the sole purpose of bringing back Andy Warhol so that I can kick his genetically-identical ass.

mdalonzo · Post by **mdalonzo** » February 28th, 2006, 3:30 pm

Actually, I love Andy Warhol, because the reaction that you have to him is exactly the one he wanted you to have. I hate George W. Bush, with all of my soul. I hate Folk Implosion...and Beck. I hate the Beastie Boys. I hate the Dallas Cowboys, and the San Antionio Spurs. I hate the New York Yankees. I hate the New Jersey Devils. I hate Henry Hyde. And the National Anthem. I hate Kathy Griffin, and Carrot Top. And Michael Ian Black. And me....big fat me.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » March 1st, 2006, 5:38 pm

Wait, the hate is back. I just remembered I also hate people who:
--wear pants that squeak or rub when they walk
--say "F-A-Qs" instead of "facks" (also people who pronounce "gif" with a soft "g.")
--talk to me at a urinal if I don't know them

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » March 2nd, 2006, 6:37 pm

ok, i found some hatred:

people who send out e-mails to the entire class list serve (250 people!) asking someone to tell them what the professor said in the first 5 minutes of class.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » March 2nd, 2006, 6:52 pm

But I bet you still hate with a smile!

nadine · Post by **nadine** » March 2nd, 2006, 10:22 pm

i hate accidentally deleting an operating system.

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » March 3rd, 2006, 12:00 am

kbadr wrote:But I bet you still hate with a smile!

no, i hate with curse words for about 30 seconds and then i get distracted thinking about ponies or rainbows or sugar plums and then i start smiling again. i just can't get those funny little pink ponies about of my head, kareem. that's why i smile.