If you don't have more than 100 posts, you hate us all...

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » March 2nd, 2006, 10:05 am

that's right...

I love this community!

I and the other people with over 100 posts on the boards would like to let the rest of you know something.

The forum is getting boring!

more quizzes, more surveys, more random pointless facts!

If you don't love the forum, then you'd better start loving the forum more! Post anything stupid in reply to this topic PLEASE!

Rachel · Post by **Rachel** » March 2nd, 2006, 10:41 am

never mind

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » March 2nd, 2006, 10:42 am

i'd just like to note that phil is way ahead of everyone else, myself included, in the "Posting something that people are into in the General Discussion Board" category. He had a huge hit with "who do you hate" and as usual, the sequel ("who do you love") was well-recieved but could never really compete with the original. and don't get me started on the brilliance of "origins of your troupe name."
i predict "post anything stupid here" will be phil's next great 'general' opus. let's hope he has many more stupid things to distract us in the years to come.

and shame on all of you for not being into hanson and tv shows about people switching races.

was this stupid and pointless enough for you?

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » March 2nd, 2006, 12:16 pm

Speaking of stupid things to distract me, I was watching Occupation: FutureGuy the other day...

kudos to all the Cupholders for producing one of the most brilliant stupid distractions on the face of the planet.

If you haven't seen it yet, I suggest you go see it now.

It's very funny, and just long enough to take up a bit of your worthless time without cutting into your pointless day or meaningless existence.

P.S. - I'll be working from home, so expect a LOT more stupidity on this little forum of ours. ;)

Mike · Post by **Mike** » March 2nd, 2006, 9:43 pm

In keeping with Phil's diatribe to post more, I went scrounging through some old stuff I wrote. Here is a take off on the whole terror color scheme:

Almost everyone has days in their workplace where they want to take their letter opener and eviscerate the next slob to annoy them. Therefore the United Stated Department of Labor has announced their "Alert Status For the Workplace," a color-coded tier showing your coworkers your stress level. The color scheme is as follows:

GREEN:

Stress level low. Worker has either returned from a vacation, a long weekend, or has had ample amounts of caffeine. Minor stresses may be applied over time, and the worker may be asked to do several things at once with minimal protests.

BLUE:

Stress level is minor. Worker has not had his/her daily caffeine (Or other addiction) intake satisfied, and will be 'crabby' until such time as the chemical balance in their body is restored. Supervisors/coworkers may still impose on the individual without serious side effects.

YELLOW:

Stress level is significant. It's either Wednesday or the worker is beginning to get swamped under paperwork or has had to deal with annoying/stupid clients. Additional stress may be applied with caution, but offerings of food or other bribes may be needed to avoid a slight 'hissy fit.'

RED:

Stress level is high. Someone hasn't had their coffee, cigarette, etc., today, and has had to spend numerous hours on the company's Helpline dealing with customers with an IQ just above plant life. Ratio of inherent fury in the worker is in direct proportion to the volume of paperwork on his/her desk, or the number of error messages given by the person's PC.
Avoid this person if possible. Violent outbursts are possible; if pushed far enough the worker will kill the nearest person with a blunt object, then violate the corpse with office supplies.

CHARTREUSE:

Stress level is not measurable at this level. Person foams at the mouth and has lost the ability to reason or carry on more than a monosyllabic conversation. May fly into a killing spree at a moment's notice. Individual is usually scarlet in color and is to be avoided at all costs. Speaking to/looking the person in the eye will result in the offender being turned inside-out, then strangled to death with his/her colon.

PLAID:

At this level the individual's supervisor is required to contact local and federal law enforcement. Person can be identified by a specific hostile personality that rivals a Berserk Norse god hopped up on Crystal Meth and Steroids. Individuals are usually in elevated areas speaking in tongues as they fire randomly into crowds with large caliber weapons. Treat these individuals as if they had an H-bomb in their pants. Certain situations may be diffused by telling the individual that it is 5:00 PM Friday. ( For individuals with a schedule differing from the traditional Monday - Friday 9 to 5, a similar "end of the week" day may be used.)

We here at the Dept. of Labor hope that this new alert system will help to avoid any future incidents in the workplace.

shando · Post by **shando** » March 3rd, 2006, 9:26 am

It's true. With this being only my 24th post, I hate you all. And Caitlin Sweet really hates us, 'cause she doesn't even use this thing. But you know who loves us? Wes and Jay. Check out there totals, people. I surprised they even have fingerprints anymore.

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » March 3rd, 2006, 11:44 am

Are ya'll satisfied?!? I joined your forum and I posted. w00t! Wait a second...YAY my other testicle just dropped! Boy I sure hope this ain't a coincidence.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » March 3rd, 2006, 12:27 pm

WHO ARE YOOOOOU??!!!!

nadine · Post by **nadine** » March 3rd, 2006, 12:55 pm

he's improv for evil's mentor.

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » March 3rd, 2006, 1:06 pm

Wait, now I'm confused. Is Improv the new name of The Austin Potato Famine, or is this yet another new group?

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » March 3rd, 2006, 1:06 pm

Oh, and shit, I just crossed the 100 post mark apparently, so I guess I don't hate anyone.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » March 3rd, 2006, 1:21 pm

Improv for Evil is a new troupe, though I love the name Austin Potato Famine.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » March 3rd, 2006, 2:27 pm

And what pray tell is wrong with the IFE?

and just so everyone knows, when you post over 250 times,
you begin to hate people once again. don't take my word though,
ask Wes, he'll give it to you straight.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » March 3rd, 2006, 2:28 pm

And the correct answer is Dav Wallace. That's right . . . Dav Wallace.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » March 3rd, 2006, 2:29 pm

"That's correct!" -Dave Wallace (every other Maestro)