Andrea watches me pee

[Dave]

There's a magazine in Wes' bathroom that for weeks has been opened to a page with a picture of the mathematician that Andrea uses as her avatar. Not just a picture of the dude, but the same picture. I've associated the picture with Andrea for so long that it now feels like Andrea is in the magazine watching me pee.

So, I'm officially crazy and creeped out.
I thought you'd all enjoy that.

This is a remarkable coincidence.

There is a poster from You're Fat that Jastroch made. It's the DVD Poster for Skip the Bisexual. With a Giant Picture of Wesley. It is on the inside of our Downstairs Bathroom Door.

Wes watches me Poo at least once a week.

[andrea]

I've always just thought that it was actually Andrea with some kind of megaJasonVinesmakeupcostume on. Now I know it's a real dude.

i was tempted awhile back (when there was the guess the band/lead singer thread) to start a guess the mathematician thread.

for educational purposes: my avatar is grigori perelman, prover of the Poincare conjecture (and ostensibilty Thurston's geometrization conjecture), probable winner of one million dollars, and fucking brilliant user of Ricci flow (my field of study). he is without a doubt one of the best living mathematicians.

but i'm glad people think i look russian.

[shando]

I've always just thought that it was actually Andrea with some kind of megaJasonVinesmakeupcostume on. Now I know it's a real dude.

i was tempted awhile back (when there was the guess the band/lead singer thread) to start a guess the mathematician thread.

for educational purposes: my avatar is grigori perelman, prover of the Poincare conjecture (and ostensibilty Thurston's geometrization conjecture), probable winner of one million dollars, and fucking brilliant user of Ricci flow (my field of study). he is without a doubt one of the best living mathematicians.

but i'm glad people think i look russian.

Is this the dude that got profiled a while back in the New Yorker? What is it with the Russians and their eccentric brainiacs?

[York99]

Wes watches me Poo at least once a week.

Me too. I have no poster, though.

[kaci_beeler]

I've always just thought that it was actually Andrea with some kind of megaJasonVinesmakeupcostume on. Now I know it's a real dude.

i was tempted awhile back (when there was the guess the band/lead singer thread) to start a guess the mathematician thread.

for educational purposes: my avatar is grigori perelman, prover of the Poincare conjecture (and ostensibilty Thurston's geometrization conjecture), probable winner of one million dollars, and fucking brilliant user of Ricci flow (my field of study). he is without a doubt one of the best living mathematicians.

but i'm glad people think i look russian.

I thought it was a man made out of wax. Those look like dead eyes to me.

[andrea]

that's what math does to you. gives you dead eyes. ever wonder why i avoid eye contact??


perelman was in the news a lot bc of the poincare proof and bc he turned down the fields medal. another fields medal winner, terry tao, was profiled just recently. but, alas, he's not russian.

[Wesley]

There's a magazine in Wes' bathroom that for weeks has been opened to a page with a picture of the mathematician that Andrea uses as her avatar. ... So, I'm officially crazy and creeped out.

Out of all the things in our bathroom, that's what creeps you out? It isn't the multitude of scented candles, facial scrubs, or collection of odiferous soaps your boyfriend maintains? I'm doing better than I thought.

Just wait until the life size Johnny 5 I ordered comes in! He'll only fit in the shower, so he'll watch you pee AND bathe!

[acrouch]

I've associated the picture with Andrea for so long that it now feels like Andrea is in the magazine watching me pee.

I just printed up a new one of these on my fancy new color laser printer to replace the faded and runny black and white inkjet version on the back of our bathroom door, facing the can.

Jay put one of these up in our bathroom, and water damage caused runny ink and blotchyness and disfiguration over time. It was kind of like watching The Fly all over again while I pooped.

[Lindsey]

Andrea's avatar looks like an Amish priest of some kind.

[TexasImprovMassacre]

Andrea's avatar looks like an Amish priest of some kind.

Amish priests only come in Amish.

[shando]

Amish priests only come in Amish.

Damn it, Cody, stop being the funniest motherfucker on the board.

[Lindsey]

No, they come in 6 flavors including chocolate, razzleberry, and awesome.

[York99]

No, they come in 6 flavors including chocolate, razzleberry, and awesome.

Watch those denials. "Yes... and" is all about accepting the offer and adding.