Fake Gossip!

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » December 16th, 2006, 1:52 pm

EVER lives in another dimension - the name of which is impossible to pronounce. However, out of all the wonderful things they have there, they don't have improv. So she occassionally pops into our dimension to do some prov. At one time she tried to describe it to the people in her dimension, but since improv doesn't translate well when you try to re-tell it, they thought she was crazy. So, EVER since then, she's kept the secret of improv to herself.

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » December 17th, 2006, 9:15 pm

I heard that Mo walks two steps behind Bob when out in public, she has him write a note for her to leave the house, and she likes to be spanked on her cute, pert bottom.

TexasImprovMassacre · January 4th, 2007, 8:11 pm

Jason Vines owns guitar hero and guitar hero 2, but can wail at neither. (except for killer queen)

York99 · Post by **York99** » January 5th, 2007, 1:19 am

Eric Heiberg once gave the Dalai Lama five in the traditional manner, then up high... but was too slow to get him down low.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » January 5th, 2007, 6:32 pm

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:Jason Vines owns guitar hero and guitar hero 2, but can wail at neither. (except for killer queen)

Cody, this is supposed to be FAKE gossip.

Zach · Post by **Zach** » January 10th, 2007, 1:59 am

9 days before his 7th birthday, Roy Janik was approached by a mysterious stranger and given a mimeographed transcript of his life from the ages of 11 to 41.
5 weeks later, unable to determine any of his future christmas or birthday presents and disillusioned with the generally mundane nature of daily conversation without context, he traded the transcript back to the stranger
in exchange for this,

and the promise that one day he would gain the ability to catch taxis or buses with an almost supernatural ease.

Now, anonymous public transit workers occasionally share pages from the upcoming year for exactly 3 stops, at which point they are snatched out of his hands by someone yelling "that's MY book report!!"

Despite this foreknowledge Roy has never once been able to alter the course of events or even the conversation.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » January 10th, 2007, 3:42 am

That's nothing. I just found out that Kareem is the illegitimate son of a bizarre genetic experiment combining the DNA of John Turturro and Eugene Levy.

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Ernest · Post by **Ernest** » January 14th, 2007, 2:06 pm

Every time Jeremy Lamb masturbates, just before climaxing, he thinks of Janet Reno.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » January 14th, 2007, 2:08 pm

Wesley wrote:That's nothing. I just found out that Kareem is the illegitimate son of a bizarre genetic experiment combining the DNA of John Turturro and Eugene Levy.

I could certainly ask for worse genetic stock.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » January 14th, 2007, 4:19 pm

Ernest wrote:Every time Jeremy Lamb masturbates, just before climaxing, he thinks of Janet Reno.

somebody reads my blog.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 22nd, 2007, 6:50 pm

ColdTowne eats at bennigans.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » February 23rd, 2007, 1:57 am

Kaci Beeler was raised by Fraggles. And Wesley Bain by Doozers.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » February 23rd, 2007, 12:38 pm

That's more accurate than you know.

Jules · Post by **Jules** » February 23rd, 2007, 12:39 pm

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:ColdTowne eats at bennigans.

That's just mean.

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » February 25th, 2007, 3:41 pm

Hey Val- I heard from a reliable source that Jeremy Lamb is in reality none other than the irreplaceable Dame Judy Dench!