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- beardedlamb Offline
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To: Mr Lamb
From: Mr. D'Alonzo
Re: Back Queso
Dear Mr. Lamb,
According to your free queso theory, my client, Mr. D'Alonzo, is owed a sum total of 143 lbs. of free cheese. He will accept cash in lieu of product. He can be reached in Los Angeles.
Please don't make us take any further action in this matter.
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
Attorneys At Law
From: Mr. D'Alonzo
Re: Back Queso
Dear Mr. Lamb,
According to your free queso theory, my client, Mr. D'Alonzo, is owed a sum total of 143 lbs. of free cheese. He will accept cash in lieu of product. He can be reached in Los Angeles.
Please don't make us take any further action in this matter.
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
Attorneys At Law
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Hey flyering is fun!
I was so sad not to flyer that I said to Chris, let's go to first thursday, huh? We packed up the kids and went down to Congress.
Chris took Uncommon Owen to Uncommon Objects where my mad genius son investigated brain coral.
Note to the marketing committee, cute three year olds can pass out tons of flyers! People hate to turn down cute toddlers saying "Comedy!"
Sorry to miss the queso!
I was so sad not to flyer that I said to Chris, let's go to first thursday, huh? We packed up the kids and went down to Congress.
Chris took Uncommon Owen to Uncommon Objects where my mad genius son investigated brain coral.
Note to the marketing committee, cute three year olds can pass out tons of flyers! People hate to turn down cute toddlers saying "Comedy!"
Sorry to miss the queso!
"Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet." Tom Robbins
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- beardedlamb Offline
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SHIT!
i forgot to keep the receipt...
and i made her all split up the bill and made fun of her name by accident. oh, well.
mike, i'm airmailing you some queso, but i can't afford any packaging after the postage, so it should just come raining down on you when you're outside in the next couple of days. enjoy!
i forgot to keep the receipt...
and i made her all split up the bill and made fun of her name by accident. oh, well.
mike, i'm airmailing you some queso, but i can't afford any packaging after the postage, so it should just come raining down on you when you're outside in the next couple of days. enjoy!