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Jules wrote:Middle School SUCKED ASS. I hated those fucking bitches too. Middle school was nothing but feeling like a sad parsnip floating in a pot of fear soup.
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FUCK THOSE STUPID FUCKING BITCHES! I used to be a lot less cynical and a have a lot more self esteem before I went through those three years of hell.
Middle school was a big pile of crap for anyone who had half a brain. It's the source of much of everyone's self-doubt.

And it'll also be the source of a lot of fucked up morals and lessons if I ever have children.

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by DollarBill »

Bill Stern.

Any time people are taking turns doing things and it comes around to me...
"It's Bill's Turn".

"Are you related to Howard?"

Billdo, Bill Sperm, and Bill Clinton ('92-'00).
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by kbadr »

DollarBill wrote:Any time people are taking turns doing things and it comes around to me...
"It's Bill's Turn".
That's surprisingly clever...
DollarBill wrote: Billdo, Bill Sperm, and Bill Clinton ('92-'00).
I retract my previous statement.

You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live

by TexasImprovMassacre »

should i feel more guilty or ashamed for laughing out loud at Bill Sperm?

by shksprtx »

The Trump Card:

"Hangin' with Mr. Cooper."

Boy, that one NEVER gets old...at ALL...

Although I suppose it might be funnier if I were a tall, black, Sinbad-ripoff comic...
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by York99 »

People still think they are the first to ever think of calling me Justin Dork.

I don't remember using peoples' names to make fun of them as being a big thing. We were more cruel.

Ex: Hey Chris, did your dad sober up enough to give you that black eye or did your sister get home early from the Asian business man's hotel suite.

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by TexasImprovMassacre »

at least kids are phonetically pleasing
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by HerrHerr »

Alien because my last name is a pencil erase from that.

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by Matt »

My last name is Pollock, I'm half Polish. Bonus points (and possibly a gift of Polish sausage - store bought you dirty bastard- as well) to anybody that tells me a Pole-ock joke that I haven't heard yet :wink:
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by beardedlamb »

what do you call a polak who works in computers?
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O O B
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by arthursimone »

Matt wrote:My last name is Pollock, I'm half Polish. Bonus points (and possibly a gift of Polish sausage - store bought you dirty bastard- as well) to anybody that tells me a Pole-ock joke that I haven't heard yet :wink:
I don't have a joke, but I had a friend in college whose last name was also Pollock, but came with a story: (She also came with a tongue in her ear... zing!)

the story:
her great grandparents landed at ellis island and told the bureaucrat their names and last name and he looked up and was annoyed that they were polish and put Pollock on their papers, and so that became their last name. similar for you?
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by Roy Janik »

Matt wrote:My last name is Pollock, I'm half Polish. Bonus points (and possibly a gift of Polish sausage - store bought you dirty bastard- as well) to anybody that tells me a Pole-ock joke that I haven't heard yet :wink:
What do you call a pimple on a Pollack's ass?

A brain tumor.
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beardedlamb wrote:what do you call a polak who works in computers?
a miracle.
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O O B
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Montanna has turned into: Florida, Conneticut, MooMoo, Banana (which resulted in monkey), Virginia, Alabama, and now everyone at work calls me Bama.
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