cagematch convention

[andrea]

so the cagematch got cancelled this week due to no audience. so who advances? i ask bc i'm curious. i know this has happened in the past, but i'm not sure if there is an official policy or anything.

[Marc Majcher]

The members of Hellbasket have spent the bulk of the weekend running a series of highly detailed virtual cagematches on our Massively Parallel Improvisation Simulation Cluster with a reasonably broad range of audience/performer parameter matrices. We've checked and double-checked the results, and the simulations are conclusive - OBGYN and the Bear placed first in 94.6 percent of the matches that did not end with the death or incapacitation of any members of either team.

We insist that you continue, but know that we will be studying and adjusting our statistical models, and one day, victory will be ours.

[andrea]

and those matches that did end in death/incapacitation?

[DollarBill]

i ask bc i'm curious.

Hmmm... BIcurious?

Sorry. I need more posts so freakin' Jordan doesn't catch up with me.