I hate Red Lobster

Jules · Post by **Jules** » November 21st, 2006, 9:43 pm

Not Lobsters, mind you. Just saying.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » November 21st, 2006, 10:04 pm

Cheddar Bay Biscuits. I rest my case.

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » November 21st, 2006, 10:29 pm

When I lived at the Pearl St Co-Op, we used to make Cheddar Bay biscuits. It's just a box of Bisquick with a bunch of cheddar cheese added.

Cheddar Bay sounds like it's in Wisconsin, and heavily polluted with dairy runoff.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » November 21st, 2006, 10:43 pm

the best biscuits in the world:

Copeland's in New Orleans.
Each biscuit has more calories than a Big Mac.

that's a serious goddamn biscuit.

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » November 21st, 2006, 11:18 pm

Julie, I think that your public proclamation of Red Lobster hatred is closely tied to having that Barenaked Ladies song in your head for two whole days. You're taking out your frustrations on a garish seafood chain restaurant and their pasty and culturally-stymied patronage.

Or you're just being a provocateur.

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » November 22nd, 2006, 2:22 am

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Jules · Post by **Jules** » November 22nd, 2006, 3:49 am

its my mom's favorite place to go when she comes into town (which in and of itself is an entire sad story) and it always seems so ungodly delicious at the time. I'm still belching from the grease abused little scallops.

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » November 22nd, 2006, 8:57 am

I had a friend who proposed to his girl there. They're still happily married.

Jules · Post by **Jules** » November 22nd, 2006, 9:01 am

that's some redemption. I'll tone down the hate.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » November 22nd, 2006, 9:48 am

Salty garlicy cheesey buttery biscuits.

**Homer-like drool**

The rest of their stuff is crap.