Lyrics that rock socks off

[DollarBill]

You should buy Tenacious D's new album. Here's why:

From the song Kickapoo:

Oh the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cage.
And I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade.
'Twas I who fucked the dragon. Fuck-a-lie, sing fuck-a-loo.
And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too.

From the song Beelzeboss (This part is sung by Dave Grohl as the devil) -

Fuck! The Demon Code prevents me from declining rock-off challenge. What are your terms?