Jon Carry's latest koments and 2008 predictions

shando · Post by **shando** » November 3rd, 2006, 11:20 am

On the Obama/Osama front, you have got this listen to this. It's hilarious.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » November 3rd, 2006, 11:37 am

Sigh.

I know they pick and choose and use the funny ones, but still...such an uneducated electorate. This is why American democracy will inevitably prove to be a failed experiment.

York99 · Post by **York99** » November 3rd, 2006, 11:59 am

Wesley wrote:Sigh.

I know they pick and choose and use the funny ones, but still...such an uneducated electorate. This is why American democracy will inevitably prove to be a failed experiment.

Do you have a better plan, commy?

shando · Post by **shando** » November 3rd, 2006, 12:01 pm

York99 wrote:
Wesley wrote:Sigh.

I know they pick and choose and use the funny ones, but still...such an uneducated electorate. This is why American democracy will inevitably prove to be a failed experiment.
Do you have a better plan, commy?

Bill Sternocracy.

York99 · Post by **York99** » November 3rd, 2006, 12:05 pm

shando wrote:On the Obama/Osama front, you have got this listen to this. It's hilarious.

The best line:

Q: Do you think that Barrack Obama poses a threat to the United States?

A: Oh, definitely. Not only to the United States, but all over the country.

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » November 3rd, 2006, 12:09 pm

Stern/Nash 2008
It's Bill'sTurn!

Platform: Bill is a real nice guy. He doesn't know much, but he doesn't pretend to, either. Steve Nash is a back to back NBA MVP. He's the platonic form of "Team Player". And he wants to play for YOU, America.

Major issues concerning Bill: America's sliding international Tennis presence. Science is awesome. Hybrids are slow, but you can have one if you want. I like that mythbusters show. The internet is cool, but sometimes it's really weak. My Mom got a letter to the editor published in the Statesman about stem cell research. But, I haven't read it yet, so...

Bill's budget: 50% Goes to space exploration simply to endulge my curiocity. 10% Goes into Jurassic Park 4. 10% For my Mom to do whatever with stem cells. 4% Is enough to make improv really popular. And the other 26% seems like enough to fix whatever other problems there are.

Cool! Make sure you guys get out and vote for me cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna remember to.

York99 · Post by **York99** » November 3rd, 2006, 12:56 pm

Sigh. That's actually a good platform.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » November 3rd, 2006, 4:58 pm

Do you have a better plan, commy?

Yeah, vote for Bill.

Also, the last thing one wants is to get me started talking on my "better" plans for America. Just ask Roy.

York99 · Post by **York99** » November 4th, 2006, 2:07 pm

Wesley wrote:Do you have a better plan, commy?

Yeah, vote for Bill.

Also, the last thing one wants is to get me started talking on my "better" plans for America. Just ask Roy.

I'd like to hear your "worse" plans for America.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » November 7th, 2006, 2:00 am

I just got back from New Mexico, and there are some awesome things about their state that give me a lot of confidence in Bill Richardson.

I'd need to look into him more, but he definitely seems like a fantastic guy.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » November 7th, 2006, 12:47 pm

York99 wrote:I'd like to hear your "worse" plans for America.

Easy enough. Give me a Lone Star sometime and ask me what I think of the Department of Education and education policy in general. That's Roy's favorite.