Waffle Fest After Party

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » October 31st, 2006, 2:05 pm

I plan to throw one hell of an after party on Saturday, November 18th right after Wafflefest concludes. Is one after party enough for the whole fest or do we need to have two? Anyone wanna claim the Friday night after party? Moonbase? Coldtowne? House of Drake?

Details forthcoming about the Hoover's Evil Blanket Wafflefest Extravaganza!

York99 · Post by **York99** » October 31st, 2006, 3:13 pm

Hmmmm... Waffle Fest afterparty.... Moonbase Halloween party...

It's interesting how we're hearing about this amidst the AIC awards voting. Very UN-classy campaigning, guys.

You're no better than those lousy Repulicrats in Washington.

Tsk tsk tsk.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » October 31st, 2006, 3:15 pm

York99 wrote:Hmmmm... Waffle Fest afterparty.... Moonbase Halloween party...

It's interesting how we're hearing about this amidst the AIC awards voting. Very UN-classy campaigning, guys.

You're no better than those lousy Repulicrats in Washington.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Let the mudslinging begin!

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » October 31st, 2006, 3:22 pm

vine311 wrote:
Let the mudslinging begin!

I heard that Chris Allen and Jason Vine's pool has an underage hooker at the bottom of it. Why do you support underage hookers?

York99 · Post by **York99** » October 31st, 2006, 3:24 pm

Jastroch wrote:
vine311 wrote:
Let the mudslinging begin!
I heard that Chris Allen and Jason Vine's pool has an underage hooker at the bottom of it. Why do you support underage hookers?

More to the point, why do you support KILLING these wonderful hookers?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » October 31st, 2006, 3:26 pm

Jastroch wrote:
vine311 wrote:
Let the mudslinging begin!
I heard that Chris Allen and Jason Vine's pool has an underage hooker at the bottom of it. Why do you support underage hookers?

She just had a birthday last week so she's technically not underage anymore. The real question is why you skipped out without paying for her services. Why do you insist on not paying for your waterlogged necrophilic tendencies?

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » October 31st, 2006, 3:28 pm

vine311 wrote:
Jastroch wrote:
vine311 wrote:
Let the mudslinging begin!
I heard that Chris Allen and Jason Vine's pool has an underage hooker at the bottom of it. Why do you support underage hookers?
She just had a birthday last week so she's technically not underage anymore. The real question is why you skipped out without paying for her services. Why do you insist on not paying for your waterlogged necrophilic tendencies?

The real question is why you invited a known necrophiliac into your house. Why do you associate with people like me?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » October 31st, 2006, 3:31 pm

Jastroch wrote:
vine311 wrote:
Jastroch wrote: I heard that Chris Allen and Jason Vine's pool has an underage hooker at the bottom of it. Why do you support underage hookers?
She just had a birthday last week so she's technically not underage anymore. The real question is why you skipped out without paying for her services. Why do you insist on not paying for your waterlogged necrophilic tendencies?
The real question is why you invited a known necrophiliac into your house. Why do you associate with people like me?

I was looking for some "soft" money.

York99 · Post by **York99** » October 31st, 2006, 3:34 pm

Great. Now I'm horny for a dead young hooker.

Does anyone have Phil's phone number?

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » October 31st, 2006, 3:38 pm

vine311 wrote:
Jastroch wrote:
vine311 wrote: She just had a birthday last week so she's technically not underage anymore. The real question is why you skipped out without paying for her services. Why do you insist on not paying for your waterlogged necrophilic tendencies?
The real question is why you invited a known necrophiliac into your house. Why do you associate with people like me?
I was looking for some "soft" money.

Well, I "hard"-ly have any left. Let me "semen" if there's any in my wallet.

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » October 31st, 2006, 3:40 pm

York99 wrote:Great. Now I'm horny for a dead young hooker.

Does anyone have Phil's phone number?

This is weird, but Phil's number is 512.ded.hkkr

Why did I never notice that? Especially when he always wrote it out in letters? Phil?

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » October 31st, 2006, 4:22 pm

Phil is the only improviser "fearless" enough to kill hookers.

Vote Phil Aulie most fearless improviser 2006!

York99 · Post by **York99** » October 31st, 2006, 4:59 pm

this is my favorite thread of all time.

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » October 31st, 2006, 5:15 pm

My first improv group, Let's Settle For Mediocrity, invented a form called "Dead Hooker In a Bathtub." I forgot what the actual form was. I just remember the name.

Arthur?

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » October 31st, 2006, 5:49 pm

Hey Jason,

I forgot to mention this. I haven't been to the house in awhile b/c I've spending a lot of time with my awesome girlfriend and I forgot to ask you if it would be okay for my niece to stay at the house for a few weeks. She's a bit of a transient (travels by boxcar around the country but not a bum) and I have no way of getting in touch with her (she sent me a letter from Dubuque). She may have already made it into town. I told her to just let herself into the backyard if we're not there. Her name is Bernice and she likes to swim.

Let me know if you've seen her.

Thanks,
CeeJ