From Girls Girls Girls Pink is the New Black April 19:
Sarah Marie was a prison bully who also runs the prison beauty salon. She forcefully shaved half of Aden's character's head. Megan's character runs into Aden in the next scene:
Megan: I like your new haircut. It's cancer in the front and party in the back!
Best Show Lines 2014
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"I went to Vietnam so you wouldn't have to go to Vietnam."
Michael Bowman
International improv audition
Michael's child wanted to go backpacking to Vietnam instead of go to college.
Michael Bowman
International improv audition
Michael's child wanted to go backpacking to Vietnam instead of go to college.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
--David Byrne
--David Byrne
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"I'm not a hater, just a killer" - Megan Flynn
GGG's Pink is the New Black 4/26/14
GGG's Pink is the New Black 4/26/14
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"You'll be my new prison wife, she'll get to kill, everybody wins!" - Aden Kirschner
GGG's Pink is the New Black 4/26/14
GGG's Pink is the New Black 4/26/14
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"Welcome to the 483rd annual meeting of the International Clown Consortium. <bangs gavel> Chaos, please! Chaos!"
-Andreas Fabis, Trust No One, 5/2/14
-Andreas Fabis, Trust No One, 5/2/14
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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At Hurly Burly, Bridget was part of a joke-telling trio of performers. Her jokes were crazy-bonkers.
"What did the bug say to the much larger bug? ...Fuck you, you're huge!"
"What did the sun say to the baseball player? ...Here's your sweat, sir."
"What do you say to a girl from Queens? ...Get out!"
"What did the bug say to the much larger bug? ...Fuck you, you're huge!"
"What did the sun say to the baseball player? ...Here's your sweat, sir."
"What do you say to a girl from Queens? ...Get out!"
Kevin Miller. Merlin Works Known Wizard. Imp since 2001.
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Trust No One, 5/2/14:
Andreas: I sometimes wonder... are we clowns pretending to be policemen, or policemen pretending to be clowns?
Andy: Well... what kind of shoes do you wear on the weekend?
Andreas: I sometimes wonder... are we clowns pretending to be policemen, or policemen pretending to be clowns?
Andy: Well... what kind of shoes do you wear on the weekend?
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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From Rubber Room, Sunday June 1, 2014:
Andy Hush, gambler: "I bet the next thing you say is an odd number of words".
Stuart Feild: "You lose".
Andy Hush, gambler: "I bet the next thing you say is an odd number of words".
Stuart Feild: "You lose".
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The audience had come expecting to see a performance by me -- the greatest actress in the world -- but instead, they were all stabbed.
--Lacy Shawn, Reform School for Wayward Girls, 9/20/14
--Lacy Shawn, Reform School for Wayward Girls, 9/20/14
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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"And the remarkable thing about this particular star is that it's room temperature."
- Jeff Britt, Doctor Who Improv, 10/20/14
- Jeff Britt, Doctor Who Improv, 10/20/14
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.