Major Havecock

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » October 10th, 2006, 12:55 am

Major Havecock: Drop and give me twenty, Privates.
Private Peters: But I need mine for later!
Private Johnson: Yeah, I gotta have mine for peeing out of.
Private Peenerschlongengorgededmember: Who want's gum? I have Extra!
Major Havecock: Peeners! You're fired from the army!

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » October 10th, 2006, 4:59 pm

sometimes i wish i were dead.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » October 10th, 2006, 5:13 pm

I'm glad Bill's back, too.

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » October 11th, 2006, 1:14 am

Havecock... Will Travel.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » October 11th, 2006, 1:55 am

Who's Bill?

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » October 17th, 2006, 3:54 am

I just wrote some more little plays about The Major and his gang. If I post them I will lose all credibility. Indeed, even admiting that I spent more of my precious earthly time writing these mind-numbing sequels will, no doubt, dent my clout. But honesty is the best policy, and I desperately want to be the best. So in my constant persuit of perfection I am willing to sacrifice some respect:

I wrote those vignettes and I can't take that back! Well, I can, but I won't 'caus they make me titter. Titter sounds like titty. I hope we can still be friends.