The Return of Blue Maestro

Mike · Post by **Mike** » September 25th, 2006, 4:02 pm

Greetings all!

On Saturday, October 7th, the Blue Maestro will be returning to the Blank Show at 11:30.

I'll be directing ( A first for me) and will need many perverted minds to come out to offend the Austin masses.

So if you want to play or even co-direct, just sign up here. If I can manage it, we'll even have a trophy for the winner.

So dust off that old stack of porn, hit the internet for new material, or even ask your creepy old neighbor in the Waffen SS uniform for ideas. Hopefully this will be the best show yet!

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » September 25th, 2006, 4:07 pm

Count me in fucktards.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » September 25th, 2006, 5:19 pm

i am out of town for dis. i suck for dat.

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » October 5th, 2006, 6:44 pm

I am so there! I'll have to buy new panties...

Matt · Post by **Matt** » October 5th, 2006, 7:39 pm

I am there. With dead baby jokes for all.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » October 5th, 2006, 8:01 pm

Jessica wrote:I am so there! I'll have to buy new panties...

If you were really committed to Blue Maestro, panties would not be an issue.

Jules · Post by **Jules** » October 5th, 2006, 9:15 pm

well said, ratliff.

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » October 5th, 2006, 10:18 pm

I've been saving placentae for this.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » October 5th, 2006, 10:31 pm

nice use of the correct plural form, andibus. convenit es.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » October 6th, 2006, 1:53 am

You know I'll be there with all my plancetas and fetusi and horrible pluralization of word.

Also, with racism.

Lots of it.

mostly fake though.

except for the fucking hungarians, god I hate those melons.

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » October 6th, 2006, 5:59 am

We will also accept placentas. Both the plural spelling and actual placentas. Please send all internal body tissue to:

Andy P
University of Wyoming
1000 E. University Ave.
Mailstop RU486
Laramie, WY 82071

Mike · Post by **Mike** » October 8th, 2006, 2:08 am

A big thank you and mad props to all who came out to partake in the latest Blue Maestro. Though the audience was small you put on a big show. It's nice to know we have a hell of a lot of sick and talented improvisors lurking around Austin.

Thanks for coming out and making it a really great show.