King of the Hill

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

false alarm, you guys! it just turns out Joss is TOO busy and successful with Avengers 2 (which has, by financial gravity, absorbed the entire budget for Transformers 4 sending Michael Bay into destitute panhandling), so he's asked to take over some of his duties.

Serenity 2: Rise of the Browncoats will bring back the entire original cast. plus Shogun. i LIKE Shogun.

i've cast Sarah Marie as the lead character, Dandelion, in my new Buffy spinoff series where she plays a Slayer who was on a mission in a steampunk flavored Faerie dimension when the events of Season 8 sealed Earth off from the magical realms. now she must find her way back with the assistance of her de facto Watcher, a clockwork gentleman named Wynston Crowley III to be played by Peter Rogers. Sara Farr is in charge of creature effects. i make Kevin Miller my story editor and an executive producer. we hire the other Wu Yun writers (including Brad) as part of our staff. Chuy is signed on as EP as well, to direct at least 6 of our initial 13 episode order. the Marquis is cast in a recurring role as a mysterious ally (OR IS HE???). Jill Bernard is cast as Queen Titanalia, our season 1 Big Bad. Val is cast as Phan, pixie warrior and Dandelion's best friend (and sometime body guard) in this world. Ryan is cast as Rexler, leader of the shadowy resistance known only as the Cog. he breaks his foot during a make up test.

i move our production offices to the top of the hill.

KING!

and it'll STAY that way if you want to keep your jobs!

[SarahMarie]

BEST KING OF THE HILL EVER!!!!

(he found my Joss Whedon/Ego-Actress Soft Spot damn him)

[hujhax]

Wu Yun approached the hill slowly.  A second ago, he'd been on a desert plain, with nothing in sight but a few lonely saguaros and the skulls of some unlucky cattle.  And now?  A bright green field under a bright blue sky.

"How is it a can be," he mused.

Happy Beauty Pony had no such existential concerns, and cantered up the incline as happy as its name would imply.

But both horse and rider stopped short when they saw Jordan there, sitting at a desk in the open air.  Wu Yun calmly took aim with Killer of Bad Personss.

"Without knowing the Dicks Judge you now have DOUBLE HOLLYWOOD time," he said, his tone not unfriendly, but his gun never lowering until Jordan vacated the desk.

Wu Yun dismounted, took a seat, and, after taking a deep breath, propped his feet up.

HILL MONARCH PERSSON!!



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"Love is like oxygen."  Highly reactive, corrosive, and flammable.
      -- R. A. Porter

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

::moves production office back to Burbank. orders fish and chips and pint of Harp at Robin Hood Pub. sits in corner going over story notes.::

knew i shouldn't have hired Red Boy as a PA...

[sara farr]

Practicing quietly for 10 days, I learn to master the art of throwing my voice. Hidden on the lee of the hill, I call out, "Yoo hoo! Wu Yun!!! Over here!!!" Wu Yun, bored with inactivity, moves down the hill to investigate. I then dash to the top of the hill and send out a burst of vocal omnipotence that resonates over the surrounding countryside...

"Queen of the Hill!"

[Mike]

Looking up to see the hill empty, possibly abandoned due to the festivities at OOB, the marquis sets up a chair and a large parasol to keep the sun at bay. He then sits alone atop the hill reading a book and drinking Sherry.


MARQUIS OF THE HILL!

[hujhax]

*delivers a tray of finger sandwiches to the Marquis*



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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

If you can’t stomach being hated by a portion of the world and loved by another, then you don’t deserve to have a blog.
      -- Jonathan Morrow

[happywaffle]

I delete the spambot that was momentarily king of the hill.

KING OF THE HILL!