Best Show Lines 2012

Halyn · Post by **Halyn** » June 29th, 2012, 12:25 am

marialohan wrote:In my favorite tv show Hannah Montana's every line is my favorite.

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » June 29th, 2012, 3:42 pm

marialohan wrote:In my favorite tv show Hannah Montana's every line is my favorite.

-Danny Catlow

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 29th, 2012, 3:48 pm

screw you, Maria Lohan! iCarly 4 Lyf!

trabka · Post by **trabka** » June 29th, 2012, 4:03 pm

B. Tribe wrote:
marialohan wrote:In my favorite tv show Hannah Montana's every line is my favorite.
-Danny Catlow

I just imagined him saying that in his Gramble's Castle voice.

Post by **happywaffle** » June 30th, 2012, 10:24 am

"I'm beginning to think the girl married beneath herself. Simon! Mal needs medical attention. He just got burned."

--Adam Mengesha (Book) in the final Space Cowboy Musical

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 30th, 2012, 11:42 am

happywaffle wrote:"I'm beginning to think the girl married beneath herself. Simon! Mal needs medical attention. He just got burned."

--Adam Mengesha (Book) in the final Space Cowboy Musical

i was JUST coming to add this! lol!

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » July 1st, 2012, 7:27 pm

trabka wrote:
B. Tribe wrote:
marialohan wrote:In my favorite tv show Hannah Montana's every line is my favorite.
-Danny Catlow
I just imagined him saying that in his Gramble's Castle voice.

That's the one!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 3rd, 2012, 12:01 pm

"Some kids go to restaurants and give each other footjobs under the table. And that's bad."
-Aden Kirschner
Rock! the Improvised Rock Opera, 6/30/2012

Post by **happywaffle** » July 8th, 2012, 11:34 am

Andy Buck was en fuego in the Manhattan Stories premiere. He played the Swedish author Sven Börgen.

"I've been in country two days; 74 Ikea jokes. ...And it's not pronounced Ikea, it's pronounced <unintelligible>."

[Sven is requesting a call girl]
"I don't care which woman it is, so long as she meets these physical characteristics." [he hands Troy a sheet]
"36-24-36?"
"That's in centimeters."

And finally…
"In Sweden we use tears as a sexual lubricant."

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » July 8th, 2012, 1:09 pm

From Manhattan Stories last night, 7/7/2012 (paraphrasing because I can't remember exactly):

Valerie: "Do you want to have sex?"
Marc: "Yes, if I can find somewhere to park."
Valerie: "Street parking is free outside my place if it's 30 minutes or less."

Mike · Post by **Mike** » July 8th, 2012, 10:16 pm

Chris Allen from Maestro 7/7/12 - Doing standup as Cinderella:

"I think somebody put something in my drink, I can hear mice talking to me."

and

(Talking to himself) "I want you to take that shoelace out of your shoe and strangle everyone in the room!"

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » July 8th, 2012, 11:53 pm

Manhattan Stories - 7/7/12

(paraphrasing)

Troy: We should give you a pen name. Something American!

Andy: What? You have a problem with my current pen name...Rape Holiday?

Troy and Marc immediately broke and couldn't stop for the rest of the scene.

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » July 9th, 2012, 11:29 am

The Intentions 7/9/12, Coldtowne.

Chelsea Gilman as an old lady in a canoe:

"It only takes one stroke to kill ya!"

chelsea gilman · Post by **chelsea gilman** » July 9th, 2012, 11:54 am

aww thanks Brett! I was feeling really good it - it's such a great feeling when you know you said the best possible thing in the moment.

scott.hearne · Post by **scott.hearne** » July 9th, 2012, 10:06 pm

At a Mike & Irene show @ Coldtowne:

Jastroch and Irene are playing maids in a hotel in Hawaii who lock themselves into a room and take over. As they are digging into the food in the wet bar:

Irene: Oh, look! Cool Ranch Doritos and Toblerone bars.

Jastroch: I'm going to make a sandwich!

(Jastroch proceeds to make a sandwich out of Cool Ranch Doritos and Toblerone. He hands Irene one.)

Irene: I think you've really got something here. Yeah, we'll call it a Toblerito!

Jastroch: Or Doritolerone!

Both of them: Doritolerone, Doritolerone, Doritolerone!

9 July 2012