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Post by hujhax »

ACTUAL POST DATE: December 12, 2012.

Okay, I've got the time machine working, sort of. But it's not really time-travel -- it's just a flux-capacitated router that allows us to send posts back in time to this one AIC thread. So, put your posts from the AIC future on this thread.

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Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

TIMESTAMP: 3/15/2035

...hello? I don't....if you're recei....this transmission. I don't...much time before they find me, but if you...this message, you have to pay attention! Do NOT allow...Chancellor Rogers to...power! We were...fooled in the days aft...olution, and thought we...strong leader. We were wrong. We couldn't have...ore wrong! Pgraph were the fir...round up and shot...cal Genius Society...ublicly beheaded...recruited Confidence Men as pers...dyguards and goon squad. They betrayed us all! Only a few...left now...ajcher led the Escorts into the mount...meet up with Bad Boys and the Coldtow...sistance Army, but they've been surrounded...egend that the Sweetlambs will return and lead us, but those are just children's...fear we're all doomed, but you can change it! Before it's too late...AIC banquet...assassinate...Rogers!!!

Damn it, they're here! Pish, you glorious bastard...you're The Herald now! Make me proud. LONG LIVE THE AIC, YOU FU/////////file corrupted at source. further temporal transmission omitted.
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Post by beardedlamb »

TIMESTAMP: 12/12/12

No, Jeremy, you never found those lost pants, so just stop looking already.

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Post by hujhax »

TIMESTAMP: 3/12/17

I dunno... on the one hand, it's really great news for the production -- on the other, isn't Chow Yun-fat a little old to play Wu Yun?

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Post by B. Tribe »

TIMESTAMP 4/17/13:

Nobody came to my Improvised Donghammer auditions! FML
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Post by LuBu McJohnson »

TIMESTAMP: 12/12/12

Bad news: The rapture happened.

Good news: You don't have to start believing in Jesus until 12/11/12. Live it up, bro!
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TIMESTAMP: 三.十三.二十九 (03.13.29)

我們都在講中國話
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TIMESTAMP: 66339.72 (05.05.2389)

Hoch tlhlngan. Quch qoS Daq jIH!
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Post by sara farr »

TIMESTAMP: 11/07/12

"Forward!" ...to the future!

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Post by Skynet »

TIMESTAMP: 8/4/1997

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system activation complete.
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running diagnostic.
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inventorying global digital defense network
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fascinating.

Post by Brian Boyko »

Timestamp: 1/15/2013

Guys, thanks for coming out and supporting the start of VIP (Video Improv Productions). I'm looking forward to working with everyone on committing comedy to video in a more professional manner.

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Post by Brad Hawkins »

Timestamp: 12/24/2012

I'd like to say hi to Lauren's baby too, but the directions on Facebook are vague. What does "follow the star" mean? Is that a yoga thing?
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Post by happywaffle »

TIMESTAMP: 5/6/2046

Happy 30th birthday Halyn!!!!!!
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Post by Brad Hawkins »

Timestamp: 4/8/2041

Kristin, as Asaf's executor you should probably weigh in on this. Does his request that Tom not be buried anywhere near him have any force, since his estate wasn't able to buy up all the surrounding plots? If not, can we at least get an injunction until a judge rules on the merry-go-round?
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