Made up gossip

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » December 9th, 2010, 1:12 am

the_reverend wrote:none of Jon Bolden's hair is naturally his own.

He probably Photoshopped it on.

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » December 9th, 2010, 12:44 pm

mpbrockman wrote:
the_reverend wrote:none of Jon Bolden's hair is naturally his own.
He probably Photoshopped it on.

Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode: The Man Who Photoshopped his Life

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » December 10th, 2010, 1:05 am

mpbrockman wrote:
the_reverend wrote:none of Jon Bolden's hair is naturally his own.
He probably Photoshopped it on.

HAHAHAHA

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » December 10th, 2010, 5:10 pm

An improv civil war is in the making. Three warring factions with leaders chosen
in an all-city hat game. The factions will be named the Jets, the Sharks and the Warriors.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 10th, 2010, 6:07 pm

i call Warriors!

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » December 10th, 2010, 6:11 pm

the_reverend wrote:i call Warriors!

Me too! Cuz they wear leather vests and beat the shit outta the Furies!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » December 11th, 2010, 4:03 am

Jeez - after Thursday's blowout who the hell wants to be a Jet?

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 12th, 2010, 4:38 pm

Michael Brockman secretly wants to be a Jet.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » December 12th, 2010, 4:56 pm

the_reverend wrote:Michael Brockman secretly wants to be a Jet.

Sure, I'll take over for Cromartie at RCB. "Brockman Island"* - it has a nice ring to it.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 8th, 2012, 2:35 pm

Karen Jane DeWitt's tattoos whisper secret truths in the night. but they can only be heard by other tattoos.

Ryan Hill · Post by **Ryan Hill** » June 8th, 2012, 2:51 pm

Jordan resurrects old forum threads when he's bored.

Oh wait...

(I'm glad you do. I'm new.)

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » June 9th, 2012, 3:54 am

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Karen Jane DeWitt's tattoos whisper secret truths in the night. but they can only be heard by other tattoos.

They also occasionally drop by for tea. Very polite.

Emily Breedlove's, on the other hand, torment the dogs next door so they start barking raucously at 400 AM.

Chris_Sebilia · Post by **Chris_Sebilia** » January 2nd, 2014, 3:12 pm

Ryan Hill looks young because he sleeps in a mask of penguine jelly and meteorite dust

androidqueen · Post by **androidqueen** » January 2nd, 2014, 3:33 pm

Chris_Sebilia wrote:Ryan Hill looks young because he sleeps in a mask of penguine jelly and meteorite dust

I heard he keeps a secret penguin farm in an underground bunker for just this purpose. And of course, he guards the recipe like a hawk. I've been after it for years. It's the main reason I moved to Austin.

Chris_Sebilia · Post by **Chris_Sebilia** » January 3rd, 2014, 3:59 pm

Bridget Brewer's voice is so low and raspy it has caused tremors in several pan-Asian countries.

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