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Post by lizardcatking »

Throwing my pants in

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lizardcatking wrote:Throwing my pants in

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Or we can take them off for you.
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Post by mia »

Golly gee, would it be swell if I could play in this Maestro! If not I totally understand. Thank you for reading this.
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Post by Faybel »

Yeah, I'd like to play if you'll have me...bitches.
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Post by Asaf »

I won't be there as I will be hosting the Avengers Marathon at the Alamo but I would like to disrespectfully suggest the following game:

SMURFS

wherein you do a scene from the Smurfs where the word Smurf has been replaced by whatever horrible word the audience suggests.
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Post by adamkallen »

I'd also like to see a raunchy version of demon voice (bad sex with your fiance, masturbation, working in a porn shop) I think a demon voice will have interesting things to say in all of these outlets.
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Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

adamkallen wrote:I'd also like to see a raunchy version of demon voice (bad sex with your fiance, masturbation, working in a porn shop) I think a demon voice will have interesting things to say in all of these outlets.
since Demon Voice is usually telling you what to do for a mundane activity, what if it was Angel Voice instead, but it's telling you what to do for a blue activity (like those mentioned above)?
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Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
adamkallen wrote:I'd also like to see a raunchy version of demon voice (bad sex with your fiance, masturbation, working in a porn shop) I think a demon voice will have interesting things to say in all of these outlets.
since Demon Voice is usually telling you what to do for a mundane activity, what if it was Angel Voice instead, but it's telling you what to do for a blue activity (like those mentioned above)?
I love this idea.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Post by scott.hearne »

I'll play with blue balls. oh, wait..does that mean I will play with my blue balls or someone else's blue balls? Also, it could mean I am improvising with blue balls because I haven't fucked in awhile...too ambiguous.

Ok, I'll play.

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Post by B. Tribe »

Put me in the mix.
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Post by Jessica »

God Damn you guys made casting this very difficult. Only 12 spots and I could joyfully cast this fucker twice.

Okay here is what we have:
Directors: Jeremy, ? (working on this)
Tech: Neal
Cast:

Tech: Neal

Cast:
Jessica
Ruby W
Lisa Jackson
Joplin
Ace
Mike K
Chuy
Jason Vines
Josh Gill
CJ
Deano
French Anna
Brett Tribe

This is gonna be so awesome.
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Post by Ruby W. »

holy shit balls yes
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Post by Brad Hawkins »

Awww, fucknuts.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Post by starkserious »

I want to play next time you all have one. I remember back in the 90’s we used to a super dirty improv set at Cap City Comedy CLub called Midnight Blue on Sat. nights. It was a lot of fun!
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Post by frenchanna »

Fucking amazing :twisted:
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