SWIMFAN night - GGG in the Saturday Night Special

[Aden]

Guess what? It's SWIMFAN night at this week's Saturday Night Special show. If you come to our show dressed in pink and black, you get your choice of prizes: 1) a GGG sticker 2) FREE BEER 3) the chance to get onstage with GGG for a big closing dance number 4) all of the above. 10 PM, Salvage Vanguard Theater. Damn, y'all.

I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea what 'swimfan' means... but don't let that stop you from taking advantage of a good, good time!

[SarahMarie]

Doesn't it mean they're like our biggest stalker?

But in a good way?

Or are we swimming?

IS THIS THE SHOW WHERE WE FINALLY GET TO DO OUR UNDER WATER NUMBER?!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

IS THIS THE SHOW WHERE WE FINALLY GET TO DO OUR UNDER WATER NUMBER?!

i knew Aden playing at a theatre named after Esther Williams was going to have its consequences...

[AmyA]

(Secret Tip: There MIGHT be a box of pink hats and boas in the show in case you want to get in on this crazy deal but don't have any pink and black stuff of your own. Shhhhhhhhhh..........)

[Mike]

I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea what 'swimfan' means... but don't let that stop you from taking advantage of a good, good time!

"Swimfan" was a crappy 2002 'thriller' about some psycho HS girl stalking and sabotaging the life of a guy on the school's swim team after he has a one-night stand with her, then ignores her.

That being said, I highly doubt that GGG could ever put on a show as bad as that movie. Given your collected talent, it is impossible.

[AmyA]

Shall we go with Single White Female then?

[Aden]

Holy crap that was a fun freakin' show!! Please tell me somebody was secretly taking video...