Play Stringing the Pearls!

[Jon Bolden]

2) Tom hated games that didn't belong in front of an audience of people.

Please let the next line involve a member of the Nay-sayer Slayers

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

2) Tom hated games that didn't belong in front of an audience of people.

Please let the next line involve a member of the Nay-sayer Slayers

"Into every generation..."

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

[happywaffle]

1) There once was an accountant named Tom who never went outside.

2) Tom hated games that didn't belong in front of an audience of people.

3) And so he entered his refrigerated vault, awakened his menagerie of sentient butters, cheeses, and yogurts, and called out: "Saddle up, boys, we're goin' to Kroger!"

4) The doors flew open as the enticing scent of a thousand exotic dairy products wafted across the olfactory glands of the gathered throngs.

5) The grocery store had never seen so much action. It woke up the sleeping security guards

6)

7)

7½) (By this point, four police cruisers, a local news van, and a SWAT helicopter had all joined in the pursuit.)

8 ) Except for the rookie cop, Claudette Vachequirit, who ignored the captain's orders and headed straight for the dairy section.

9)

10) The moldy cheese thanked her politely, and disappeared down the drain.

[hujhax]

1) There once was an accountant named Tom who never went outside.

2) Tom hated games that didn't belong in front of an audience of people.

3) And so he entered his refrigerated vault, awakened his menagerie of sentient butters, cheeses, and yogurts, and called out: "Saddle up, boys, we're goin' to Kroger!"

3½) ... and just this once, Tom left his home, bringing his lacteal crüe to rain terror upon the grocery's presentation of "Butter Bowl XLVI" -- a marketing-gimmick dairy-themed sporting event that was tackily coasting on the coattails of professional football.  He approached the store's entryway, pulling a wagon of merciless dairy behind him.

4) The doors flew open as the enticing scent of a thousand exotic dairy products wafted across the olfactory glands of the gathered throngs.

5) The grocery store had never seen so much action. It woke up the sleeping security guards

6)

7)

7½) (By this point, four police cruisers, a local news van, and a SWAT helicopter had all joined in the pursuit.)

8 ) Except for the rookie cop, Claudette Vachequirit, who ignored the captain's orders and headed straight for the dairy section.

9)

10) The moldy cheese thanked her politely, and disappeared down the drain.

--
peter rogers @ netbook | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

[...] all I'm really doing is chucking a bunch of forks to hit a lone pea in a dark room.
      -- petorma discusses LOST theories at "What's Alan Watching?"

[happywaffle]

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