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Last Friday saw two improvisational masters take the stage at the Hideout for the Cage Match.
Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband, returned to defend their title but found themselves without their team captain, who was suspended by the Chairman for not wearing pants on No Pants Day.
Fart Clown Glasses walked into the theater with a chip as big as a Buick on their shoulders. They appeared ready for anything, and showed little emotion save for contempt for their opponents and surprisingly, the audience.
The Chairman sent his personal envoy, Mr. Brick Bitchslap to oversee the night. It was obvious that this match would not be your normal evening.
After a reading of the rules, and some abuse directed towards the referee, Mr. Bitchslap took the place of the suspended Frogtown Hollow team captain and demanded the coin toss. Frogtown Hollow won the toss and performed first.
They stuck with their format of the truth chair, and gave one of their most spectacular performances to date. Numerous new characters were introduced, and Homeless Joe saved Baltimore with nothing more than a child, a paper towell roll stuffed with tissue, and a painting of a McRib.
Fart Clown Glasses then took the stage. They began with a very powerful intro which was set to their own theme music, then performed a spectacular set. We saw a love affair blossom then fall apart on a subway car, a job applicant get brutally mocked by the company that had hired her, and a novelist wrote a story about a robot while her publisher kept changing and adding to her format. A brilliant performance.
Then the audience was asked to choose. As both teams gathered together in a game of Freeze Tag, the audience cast their votes for the chosen team. Would it be the defending champions who bared their souls to save Baltimore, or the upstart challengers who followed their own rules?
In the end there could be only one: Frogtown Hollow took the win and the Chump Chucker by a score of 13- 4.
But Fart Clown Glasses would not go away empty handed....
Rumors have been circulating that the Chairman's office has signed Fart Clown Glasses to be one of the "Chairman's Three", a trio of house teams that the Chairman may call upon to add a bit of chaos into the Cage Match. Though not substantiated at this time, Fart Clown Glasses was seen leaving the Chairman's mansion on Lake Travis this Past Sunday, and a source close to the Board says that a deal was in fact signed that very day.
The Cage Match now goes on hiatus as the Out of Bounds festival takes over for their own Cage Match tournament. In the meantime Frogtown Hollow gets to savor their 4th victory, and will be training in anticipation for their next opponent. Fart Clown Glasses has been giving people "the finger" and is rumored to be a larger part of the Match as it develops.
But for now, rest, relax, and visit the OoB tournament. We'll be back in September. And who knows, maybe you can be the next Grand Champions of the Cage Match.
Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband, returned to defend their title but found themselves without their team captain, who was suspended by the Chairman for not wearing pants on No Pants Day.
Fart Clown Glasses walked into the theater with a chip as big as a Buick on their shoulders. They appeared ready for anything, and showed little emotion save for contempt for their opponents and surprisingly, the audience.
The Chairman sent his personal envoy, Mr. Brick Bitchslap to oversee the night. It was obvious that this match would not be your normal evening.
After a reading of the rules, and some abuse directed towards the referee, Mr. Bitchslap took the place of the suspended Frogtown Hollow team captain and demanded the coin toss. Frogtown Hollow won the toss and performed first.
They stuck with their format of the truth chair, and gave one of their most spectacular performances to date. Numerous new characters were introduced, and Homeless Joe saved Baltimore with nothing more than a child, a paper towell roll stuffed with tissue, and a painting of a McRib.
Fart Clown Glasses then took the stage. They began with a very powerful intro which was set to their own theme music, then performed a spectacular set. We saw a love affair blossom then fall apart on a subway car, a job applicant get brutally mocked by the company that had hired her, and a novelist wrote a story about a robot while her publisher kept changing and adding to her format. A brilliant performance.
Then the audience was asked to choose. As both teams gathered together in a game of Freeze Tag, the audience cast their votes for the chosen team. Would it be the defending champions who bared their souls to save Baltimore, or the upstart challengers who followed their own rules?
In the end there could be only one: Frogtown Hollow took the win and the Chump Chucker by a score of 13- 4.
But Fart Clown Glasses would not go away empty handed....
Rumors have been circulating that the Chairman's office has signed Fart Clown Glasses to be one of the "Chairman's Three", a trio of house teams that the Chairman may call upon to add a bit of chaos into the Cage Match. Though not substantiated at this time, Fart Clown Glasses was seen leaving the Chairman's mansion on Lake Travis this Past Sunday, and a source close to the Board says that a deal was in fact signed that very day.
The Cage Match now goes on hiatus as the Out of Bounds festival takes over for their own Cage Match tournament. In the meantime Frogtown Hollow gets to savor their 4th victory, and will be training in anticipation for their next opponent. Fart Clown Glasses has been giving people "the finger" and is rumored to be a larger part of the Match as it develops.
But for now, rest, relax, and visit the OoB tournament. We'll be back in September. And who knows, maybe you can be the next Grand Champions of the Cage Match.
The Return:
When we last saw the AIC Cage Match in action, The Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband had defeated Fart Clown Glasses and scored their fourth win in a row. Chris Trew decided to return to his former team, and made a surprise appearance at the end of FCG's 22 minute set. Fate, however is a cruel mistress, and though they performed admirably, Fart Clown Glasses could not pull off the win. The Cage Match then stepped aside for the Out of Bounds Cage Match compeition where the winner recieved the lone empty slot in the festival.
It's now September and the Out of Bounds Festival is a pleasant memory. Time for the Cage Match to once again grace the Hideout every Friday.
This Friday, September 8th at 11:30pm is a special night for the Cage Match. We become officially sanctioned by Cagematch Unlimited International, and the first-ever Hall of Fame Match will be played in honor of You Me and Greg being inducted into the Cage Match Hall of Fame for their unprecidented eight ( that's right EIGHT) straight victories in the Cage Match.
Once the pleasantries have finished, The battle begins. Pussycake, the foremost troupe from New Braunfels, returns to Austin to compete against the Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband to see who reigns supreme in Austin's Improv world. Frogtown Hollow is going for their fifth win, and a place in the Hall of Fame. Pussycake is lookng to knock the Jugband off its pedestal and bring victory and the fabled Chump Chucker back to New Braunfels.
Who will claim victory? What are the defending champs plans to hold on to their title? Will Pussycake pimpslap the champs and take the victory? Only you can decide their fate. SO tell your friends, tell your family, call someone in American Samoa and give them the news...The Cagematch Cometh!
What: The Return of the Austin Cage Match and Hall of Fame Night
Where: The Hideout Theater 617 Congress Ave Between 6th and 7th st.
When: Friday Sept 8th 11:30PM.
When we last saw the AIC Cage Match in action, The Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband had defeated Fart Clown Glasses and scored their fourth win in a row. Chris Trew decided to return to his former team, and made a surprise appearance at the end of FCG's 22 minute set. Fate, however is a cruel mistress, and though they performed admirably, Fart Clown Glasses could not pull off the win. The Cage Match then stepped aside for the Out of Bounds Cage Match compeition where the winner recieved the lone empty slot in the festival.
It's now September and the Out of Bounds Festival is a pleasant memory. Time for the Cage Match to once again grace the Hideout every Friday.
This Friday, September 8th at 11:30pm is a special night for the Cage Match. We become officially sanctioned by Cagematch Unlimited International, and the first-ever Hall of Fame Match will be played in honor of You Me and Greg being inducted into the Cage Match Hall of Fame for their unprecidented eight ( that's right EIGHT) straight victories in the Cage Match.
Once the pleasantries have finished, The battle begins. Pussycake, the foremost troupe from New Braunfels, returns to Austin to compete against the Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband to see who reigns supreme in Austin's Improv world. Frogtown Hollow is going for their fifth win, and a place in the Hall of Fame. Pussycake is lookng to knock the Jugband off its pedestal and bring victory and the fabled Chump Chucker back to New Braunfels.
Who will claim victory? What are the defending champs plans to hold on to their title? Will Pussycake pimpslap the champs and take the victory? Only you can decide their fate. SO tell your friends, tell your family, call someone in American Samoa and give them the news...The Cagematch Cometh!
What: The Return of the Austin Cage Match and Hall of Fame Night
Where: The Hideout Theater 617 Congress Ave Between 6th and 7th st.
When: Friday Sept 8th 11:30PM.
Da Rulez!!!
Here's the e-mail I got today from our Beloved Chairman:
From: Hank "Brick" Slabgnaw, CEO Cage Match International
To: The Puke Running the AIC Cage Match
Re: Rules
To the Slab of refined meat products refereeing the Cage Match:
It has come to my attention that you are now going to be an 'official' Cage Match International (TM) venue, and I won't have any sack of used Reeses Big Cups screwing up something I worked damn hard to get this far. So put down the Hot Pockets and take note of the following rules:
1] Each team has 22 minutes to perform. At the end of the 22 minutes, the lights go out and that's it. They can cry to momma all they want, that's all the time they're getting, and they should be damn lucky Cage Match International lets them perform in the first place. So each team knows how much time is left, cards will be held up at the 20, 15, 10, 5, and 2 minute mark. If you don't fuck this up too bad, Cage Match International may send you a time clock in the near future. Also, the coin toss may be replaced with some other method to see who goes first. It can be boring to see a heavy coin flipped every damn week and hear the same hollow thud as it collides with the stage. Be alert, as the coin toss may not be what you expect.
1a] Ties will be handled in the following manner: Each team will get two minutes for a scene from nothing. Then the audience will vote again. If the tie remains then there is a 3 minute lightning round of "185". The final vote is cast after this game.
2] The timer for said 22 minutes will begin when the team asks for a suggestion. If they are not planning to take a suggestion from the audience then they will have a pre-determined cue set in place for the timer to be started. Entrances are not timed, and there is no penalty for elaborate entrances; hell they're encouraged. Just let the Referee know what you're doing before the match begins, and use common sense for the time your entrance uses up.
3] If any team leaves a mess, water, garbage, corpse, etc on the stage and does not clean up after themselves when their alloted performance time is up, a member of the offending team will be brought back on stage and made to clean up the mess alone. A timer will be started, and the total time it takes to clean up the mess will be added to the team which has yet to take the stage. That means if you go first, leave a mess, and someone has to make you clean it up, the next team is getting a nice chunk of time as a present from you. So if you have water/blood/papers/clowns etc in your act, bring stuff up with you to clean up your mess.
4] The penalty for being overly obnoxious is still in place. Disrupt the flow of events too much and you'll get a warning. The next time you interrupt the flow of the match and/or sass the butterbag we call a ref/host you get a 2 minute penalty. Argue, and we add time on to it. (Note, this will be waived for pre-approved obnoxious activity. Just talk to the host before the match starts.)
5] You're all professionals by this point. So we're going to take this to a new level. There is in place a random theme night. That's right, you may be required to perform whatever format you have in a theme such as a Shakespearean format, Film Noir, Scene in reverse ( 11 minutes backwards, 11 forwards), or a "New Choice" which lets one member of your opponents team spout 'new choice' during your act. This is put in place to keep you on your toes. This will not be for every match, it's totally random, as we have someone here at CMI Headquarters picking the themes out of a jar. You have a 1 in 10 chance that your night will be a theme night. Good Luck.
6] Hall of Fame - If you're good enough to survive five Cage Matches, you get to keep the Chump Chucker and your team is inducted into the Hall of Fame. There will be a "Tournament of Champions" at a later date, where all 5-time winners will come and compete for supreme bragging rights. The Grand Champion of the tournament will recieve the "Attitude Adjuster " (The Chump Chuckers surly older brother) and T-shirts. There may even be cash...but we'll see about that.
7] Performing - This is a biggie for us. Don't sign up for the Matches if you don't plan to come back and defend your title. It just sucks to be beaten by a team that decides to blow off their title defense the next week. So in order for a win to be valid, you must come back the next week. Then we countit as a win for the Hall of Fame requirements. Single matches can be requested, and will be non-title bouts.
In order to ensure the flow of the weekly matches, CMI has signed three house troupes which will be on standby on a rotating basis. Should a team not be able to perform on a given night, or one just punks out and doesn't show up, the on-call house troupe will step in for the match. The current house troupes are:
You Me and Greg
The Dark Bloodlords
Fart Clown Glasses
If I like you , you may be able to face off against YM&G for a good match. If you get on my bad side, I'm going to let Fart Clown Glasses do as they wish for the entire evening...and they won't only go after you, they'll call and harass your family..I've seen it done.
So this concludes the first round of new rules for the new Cage Match season. Don't screw this up or I'll use your lower jaw as my ash tray.
Hank "Brick" Slabgnaw
Chairman
Cage Match International
From: Hank "Brick" Slabgnaw, CEO Cage Match International
To: The Puke Running the AIC Cage Match
Re: Rules
To the Slab of refined meat products refereeing the Cage Match:
It has come to my attention that you are now going to be an 'official' Cage Match International (TM) venue, and I won't have any sack of used Reeses Big Cups screwing up something I worked damn hard to get this far. So put down the Hot Pockets and take note of the following rules:
1] Each team has 22 minutes to perform. At the end of the 22 minutes, the lights go out and that's it. They can cry to momma all they want, that's all the time they're getting, and they should be damn lucky Cage Match International lets them perform in the first place. So each team knows how much time is left, cards will be held up at the 20, 15, 10, 5, and 2 minute mark. If you don't fuck this up too bad, Cage Match International may send you a time clock in the near future. Also, the coin toss may be replaced with some other method to see who goes first. It can be boring to see a heavy coin flipped every damn week and hear the same hollow thud as it collides with the stage. Be alert, as the coin toss may not be what you expect.
1a] Ties will be handled in the following manner: Each team will get two minutes for a scene from nothing. Then the audience will vote again. If the tie remains then there is a 3 minute lightning round of "185". The final vote is cast after this game.
2] The timer for said 22 minutes will begin when the team asks for a suggestion. If they are not planning to take a suggestion from the audience then they will have a pre-determined cue set in place for the timer to be started. Entrances are not timed, and there is no penalty for elaborate entrances; hell they're encouraged. Just let the Referee know what you're doing before the match begins, and use common sense for the time your entrance uses up.
3] If any team leaves a mess, water, garbage, corpse, etc on the stage and does not clean up after themselves when their alloted performance time is up, a member of the offending team will be brought back on stage and made to clean up the mess alone. A timer will be started, and the total time it takes to clean up the mess will be added to the team which has yet to take the stage. That means if you go first, leave a mess, and someone has to make you clean it up, the next team is getting a nice chunk of time as a present from you. So if you have water/blood/papers/clowns etc in your act, bring stuff up with you to clean up your mess.
4] The penalty for being overly obnoxious is still in place. Disrupt the flow of events too much and you'll get a warning. The next time you interrupt the flow of the match and/or sass the butterbag we call a ref/host you get a 2 minute penalty. Argue, and we add time on to it. (Note, this will be waived for pre-approved obnoxious activity. Just talk to the host before the match starts.)
5] You're all professionals by this point. So we're going to take this to a new level. There is in place a random theme night. That's right, you may be required to perform whatever format you have in a theme such as a Shakespearean format, Film Noir, Scene in reverse ( 11 minutes backwards, 11 forwards), or a "New Choice" which lets one member of your opponents team spout 'new choice' during your act. This is put in place to keep you on your toes. This will not be for every match, it's totally random, as we have someone here at CMI Headquarters picking the themes out of a jar. You have a 1 in 10 chance that your night will be a theme night. Good Luck.
6] Hall of Fame - If you're good enough to survive five Cage Matches, you get to keep the Chump Chucker and your team is inducted into the Hall of Fame. There will be a "Tournament of Champions" at a later date, where all 5-time winners will come and compete for supreme bragging rights. The Grand Champion of the tournament will recieve the "Attitude Adjuster " (The Chump Chuckers surly older brother) and T-shirts. There may even be cash...but we'll see about that.
7] Performing - This is a biggie for us. Don't sign up for the Matches if you don't plan to come back and defend your title. It just sucks to be beaten by a team that decides to blow off their title defense the next week. So in order for a win to be valid, you must come back the next week. Then we countit as a win for the Hall of Fame requirements. Single matches can be requested, and will be non-title bouts.
In order to ensure the flow of the weekly matches, CMI has signed three house troupes which will be on standby on a rotating basis. Should a team not be able to perform on a given night, or one just punks out and doesn't show up, the on-call house troupe will step in for the match. The current house troupes are:
You Me and Greg
The Dark Bloodlords
Fart Clown Glasses
If I like you , you may be able to face off against YM&G for a good match. If you get on my bad side, I'm going to let Fart Clown Glasses do as they wish for the entire evening...and they won't only go after you, they'll call and harass your family..I've seen it done.
So this concludes the first round of new rules for the new Cage Match season. Don't screw this up or I'll use your lower jaw as my ash tray.
Hank "Brick" Slabgnaw
Chairman
Cage Match International
Cage Match Theme Nights...
While I appreciate the added level of challenge-slash-chaos this injects into the cage match, I have to go on record as not liking the idea of forcing teams to do theme nights.
I generally don't like overly "gimmicky" improv. While it's fun as a lark, it's not something I would enthusiastically sacrafice a late Friday night to do. I don't like the idea of being forced into that kind of stuff... What's wrong with just good scene work?
But that's my personal opinion. I love everything else. Kudos!
I generally don't like overly "gimmicky" improv. While it's fun as a lark, it's not something I would enthusiastically sacrafice a late Friday night to do. I don't like the idea of being forced into that kind of stuff... What's wrong with just good scene work?
But that's my personal opinion. I love everything else. Kudos!
--Jastroch
"Racewater dishtrack. Finese red dirt warfs. Media my volumn swiftly" - Arrogant.
"Racewater dishtrack. Finese red dirt warfs. Media my volumn swiftly" - Arrogant.
Friday September 8th, 2006......
The AIC Cage Match returned to see many things unfold.
First, a representative from Cage Match International Unlimited offically granted the AIC venue full membership in Cage Match International Unlimited.
You Me and Greg were the first-ever inductees to the newly-established Cage Match Hall of Fame, and currently hold the record for most wins at eight.
Then the match began. Pussycake, New Braunfels finest came to take both the title and the glory from our reigning champions, The Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband. The coin toss was replaced by a beer chugging contest which gave the edge, and the lineup choice to Pussycake. They chose to go on second, and the match was on.
Frogtown Hollow once again turned to their infamous truth chair, and gave the audience a chance to ask questions to learn about those who graced the stage. Questions ranged from "Do you know you look like Jesus?" to "When was the first time you attempted sex?" Each answer was from the heart, and the scenes following each answer did not fail to impress. Finally, their 22 minutes were complete, and the stage went black.
Then came the challengers. Ushered in to Tom Jones singing their theme song, Pussycake took the stage and gave a performance worthy of their reputation as the finest Improv troupe in New Braunfels. They sacrificed their bodies with forfeits, and one improvisor even had to call home to apologize to his mother for being a 'bad' improvisor. Their format mixed their unique style with various games, including a memorable dance diamond set in an aerobics studio. Again, time is a cruel mistress and the allotted 22 minutes came to a close very quickly.
The audience was then asked to cast their ballots. Would they choose the battle-tested champions, and usher a second team into the Hall of Fame, or would they choose the talented challengers and begin a new reign on the cage match stage? As the votes were cast and counted, both teams were joined on stage by our new Hall of Famers, and played the customary game of freeze tag.
The votes were counted and unfortunately there could be only one victor.
Though both teams put on performances worthy of the record books, Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband had come through as the victor. They were presented the coveted Chump Chucker, and informed that this, their fifth win, now allowed them to be inducted into the Hall of Fame once their reign upon the Cage Match stage comes to an end.
But it's not all smooth sailing for our five-time champions. You Me and Greg return to the Cage Match this Friday and will attempt to break their record for eight wins. The only obstacle in their way: The members of Frogtown Hollow. This will truly be a match to remember as two leviathans of the Cage Match scene come together to do battle for the title "Austin's Best." .
The AIC Cage Match returned to see many things unfold.
First, a representative from Cage Match International Unlimited offically granted the AIC venue full membership in Cage Match International Unlimited.
You Me and Greg were the first-ever inductees to the newly-established Cage Match Hall of Fame, and currently hold the record for most wins at eight.
Then the match began. Pussycake, New Braunfels finest came to take both the title and the glory from our reigning champions, The Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband. The coin toss was replaced by a beer chugging contest which gave the edge, and the lineup choice to Pussycake. They chose to go on second, and the match was on.
Frogtown Hollow once again turned to their infamous truth chair, and gave the audience a chance to ask questions to learn about those who graced the stage. Questions ranged from "Do you know you look like Jesus?" to "When was the first time you attempted sex?" Each answer was from the heart, and the scenes following each answer did not fail to impress. Finally, their 22 minutes were complete, and the stage went black.
Then came the challengers. Ushered in to Tom Jones singing their theme song, Pussycake took the stage and gave a performance worthy of their reputation as the finest Improv troupe in New Braunfels. They sacrificed their bodies with forfeits, and one improvisor even had to call home to apologize to his mother for being a 'bad' improvisor. Their format mixed their unique style with various games, including a memorable dance diamond set in an aerobics studio. Again, time is a cruel mistress and the allotted 22 minutes came to a close very quickly.
The audience was then asked to cast their ballots. Would they choose the battle-tested champions, and usher a second team into the Hall of Fame, or would they choose the talented challengers and begin a new reign on the cage match stage? As the votes were cast and counted, both teams were joined on stage by our new Hall of Famers, and played the customary game of freeze tag.
The votes were counted and unfortunately there could be only one victor.
Though both teams put on performances worthy of the record books, Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband had come through as the victor. They were presented the coveted Chump Chucker, and informed that this, their fifth win, now allowed them to be inducted into the Hall of Fame once their reign upon the Cage Match stage comes to an end.
But it's not all smooth sailing for our five-time champions. You Me and Greg return to the Cage Match this Friday and will attempt to break their record for eight wins. The only obstacle in their way: The members of Frogtown Hollow. This will truly be a match to remember as two leviathans of the Cage Match scene come together to do battle for the title "Austin's Best." .
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....let the battle begin.
This week's Cage Match has two Hall of Fame teams coming together to finally answer the question: who is Austin's Finest?
You Me & Greg, eight-time winners, and juggernauts of the Cage Match arena return to reclaim the title which they held for eight straight weeks. They enter the Hideout leaving a path of decimated former Cage Match teams behind them. This is a team who not only defeated their opponents with their, edgy, balls-to-the-wall style, but utterly vanquished them, sometimes defeating their opponents by more than 30 votes. They are Improv Gladiators and hope to reclaim their title and the famed Chump Chucker, and they have no plans of relinquishing either until their old records stand shattered and broken like their opponents. But there is one thing standing in their way.....
The Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jug Band made history last Friday as the first team to enter the Hall of Fame since the Cage Match was revamped. The members of Frogtown Hollow also fought long and hard to make it to their impressive five victories, and they have also left their opponents battered and broken upon the improv field of battle. They hold the prized Chump Chucker and the title of "The Baddest Mothers in Austin", and they do not have any intentions of giving either up anytime soon. These Leviathans of the Cage Match arena plan to not only break the record for most wins, they hope to achieve a string of victories so numerous, that none who come after them will ever achieve that milestone again.
If you only see one Cage Match this year this is the one you won't want to miss! ( And shame on you for not coming out to see more matches!)
Tell your friends, tell your co-workers, sell your blood for ticket money! Just get to the Hideout any way you can for what is bound to be a match for the record books!
Austin Cage Match
Every Friday @ 11:30 PM
This week's Cage Match has two Hall of Fame teams coming together to finally answer the question: who is Austin's Finest?
You Me & Greg, eight-time winners, and juggernauts of the Cage Match arena return to reclaim the title which they held for eight straight weeks. They enter the Hideout leaving a path of decimated former Cage Match teams behind them. This is a team who not only defeated their opponents with their, edgy, balls-to-the-wall style, but utterly vanquished them, sometimes defeating their opponents by more than 30 votes. They are Improv Gladiators and hope to reclaim their title and the famed Chump Chucker, and they have no plans of relinquishing either until their old records stand shattered and broken like their opponents. But there is one thing standing in their way.....
The Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jug Band made history last Friday as the first team to enter the Hall of Fame since the Cage Match was revamped. The members of Frogtown Hollow also fought long and hard to make it to their impressive five victories, and they have also left their opponents battered and broken upon the improv field of battle. They hold the prized Chump Chucker and the title of "The Baddest Mothers in Austin", and they do not have any intentions of giving either up anytime soon. These Leviathans of the Cage Match arena plan to not only break the record for most wins, they hope to achieve a string of victories so numerous, that none who come after them will ever achieve that milestone again.
If you only see one Cage Match this year this is the one you won't want to miss! ( And shame on you for not coming out to see more matches!)
Tell your friends, tell your co-workers, sell your blood for ticket money! Just get to the Hideout any way you can for what is bound to be a match for the record books!
Austin Cage Match
Every Friday @ 11:30 PM