go to hell, real life, i will punch you in the face!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

yeah! fucking pneumonia!

::kicks pneumonia in the back of the knee as it falls into Hell so it'll be all like walking around Hell with a limp and stuff and not a cool pimp limp either but like hobbled lame Tiny Tim style limp the Dickens one not the falsetto ukelele guy but i'll hire that guy to go down to Hell and make fun of pneumonia for its stupid limp and stab wounds that'll show it!::

[Brian Boyko]

God Damn hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, conspiring to make me WANT women (and gay men), but giving me all the genetic earmarks which make me unattractive to women (and gay men).