Audition for PROCESS, the Hideout's March/April Mainstage

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Lampe is old. he doesn't understand the interwebs or these newfangled electronic mail whoziwhatsits...

[happywaffle]

So "jeremycupholders@gmail.com?"

Also the reason they DIDN'T just write it out like that is because spambots like to prowl forums for valid email addresses and add them to their spam lists. The bots are even getting smarter, like, learning that "spaminator at happywaffle dot com" is the same as "spaminator@happywaffle.com."

[Jon Bolden]

I'm auditioning too! My headshots and resume will be the one with glitter around the borders and a gift card or too so you'll extra notice it. That's my trademark.

Hi! I'm Jon, and I'm represented by Premiere Talent in El Paso, TX. I'm ready to rock this audition and you won't be disappointed. I've been in over thirty Community College Productions and even in the world's first online streaming eProduction of "Zoo Story" at University of Phoenix.

Also, I have your new home address, maybe I will stop by sometime and we can talk more about the show. Is 2am too late for you? I'm a night owl.

Smiles!

[beardedlamb]

Only 3 spots left!

[Marc Majcher]

Suuper there.

[Brent Unger]

Damn, I would SO love to do this if it weren't for my Wednesday work schedule.