Occasionally there are questions from new players about how to prepare for their first Maestro. I figured it'd be nice to have a thread that gives useful advice to Maestro newbies.
I'll start the bidding with some of the basics:
Call Time
Call for Maestro is 9pm. (Right?)
Dress
Andy's favorite description of how to dress for Maestro is to wear something that's "more funny, more sexy, or more stylish" than what the audience is wearing. You can look at Maestro photos to get a notion of what players wear, or consult this thread.
Format
If you haven't seen Maestro before, the format is pretty straightforward. You get called up at random to do scenes. The directors set up the scenes for you. The audience scores the scenes from 1-5. Occasionally we cull low-scoring players. If you'd like to see examples, here are some show videos.

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