Best Show Lines 2011

Mike · Post by **Mike** » October 15th, 2011, 1:46 pm

Marc Majcher in The Spectacle 10/14:

"LAW OF THE BEACH!!!" (Yelled at Roy who had just been mugged)

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » October 15th, 2011, 7:31 pm

Ruby W. wrote:thanks Kathy! but unfortunately I had no idea about that nursery rhyme!!! I really was just referencing the delightful little story of the inner-workings of a corrupt mental institution.

probably not a kid's story....ack!

MY BAD!

Not your bad. The reference was spelled out in Ken Kesey's book, but not in the movie.

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » October 16th, 2011, 4:47 pm

Michael Thomas' entire "Stegosaurus" song in the Oct 15th Musical Maestro. He was a Stegosaurus villain singing the Villain Song in a Dinosaur Disney Movie.

It was amazing.

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » October 16th, 2011, 5:22 pm

Ruby W. wrote:Michael Thomas' entire "Stegosaurus" song in the Oct 15th Musical Maestro. He was a Stegosaurus villain singing the Villain Song in a Dinosaur Disney Movie.

It was amazing.

Anyone who tells you they're not still singing the Stegosaurus song in their head is a damn liar.

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » October 16th, 2011, 8:02 pm

"What do you recommend here?"

Chris Allen: "Well, umm, I recommend looking at the menu, and reading the descriptions. Then just pick one and go for it!"

Chris Allen, at Hop Doddy's today.

Ryan Austin · Post by **Ryan Austin** » October 16th, 2011, 8:18 pm

I'm with you, Brad. Been singing "Stegosaurus" all day. I want to see that Disney movie.

Steeeph · Post by **Steeeph** » October 17th, 2011, 11:20 pm

Yes, still singing it.

Yes, still kicking myself for not taping it.

Post by **happywaffle** » October 31st, 2011, 1:57 pm

"They can't cook as well as us. They're not English."

--Andreas, playing a British archeaologist in Indonesia (Seance!, Oct. 30, SVT)

TexasImprovMassacre · October 31st, 2011, 4:51 pm

last night at the CT awards when Joel said "I was promised a wallet" in response to brett tribe's chain leading to keys.

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » November 1st, 2011, 8:10 am

Everything Mac Blake said at the Coldtowne Awards.

Lants · Post by **Lants** » November 1st, 2011, 11:28 am

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:last night at the CT awards when Joel said "I was promised a wallet" in response to brett tribe's chain leading to keys.

YES! That was my favorite part of the night.

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » November 17th, 2011, 5:33 pm

Today at The Adventurers' Club rehearsal (a new Hideout Teen improv troupe)

Ryan: I took an accent class and they taught me to say Harry Paw-er because Brits can't pronounce the letter 't'

Jo: [enters and speaks with British accent]: Hello, would you like a cup of tea?

Ryan: WHAT THE HECK???

Alex B · Post by **Alex B** » November 18th, 2011, 12:05 am

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:last night at the CT awards when Joel said "I was promised a wallet" in response to brett tribe's chain leading to keys.

The philosopher in me loved that line.

Post by **happywaffle** » November 18th, 2011, 9:24 am

"I keep my cell phone in my crotch flap." --Shana, GGG last night, playing a helpful Indian

(btw this is one of the better GGG shows I can remember seeing. And with only three girls onstage, too.)

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » November 18th, 2011, 10:00 am

KAYLA: I'm the smart one!
NICOLE: And I'm the supportive one!

(as sisters, Local Genius Society in WaffleFest, 11/17/2011)