For sale: USED SEX FURNITURE! Low price of $80!

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » July 26th, 2011, 7:25 pm

Scott Pilgrim has purchased the sex ramp.

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WWWWWHAAA!

Mike · Post by **Mike** » July 26th, 2011, 10:18 pm

hujhax wrote:I am now earwormed with "Sex Bomb", only it's "Sex Ramp".

--
peter rogers @ work | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

"Rated PG-13: Millions of people die, but nobody swears, copulates, undresses or takes drugs."
-- From A. O. Scott's review of The Day After Tomorrow

You could also go for "Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 27th, 2011, 4:08 am

Jules wrote:I approve of this thread.

Thank you, my dear, for making me laugh out loud.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 27th, 2011, 8:48 am

Mo Daviau wrote:Scott Pilgrim has purchased the sex ramp.

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WWWWWHAAA!

lucky Ramona...

Brent Unger · Post by **Brent Unger** » July 27th, 2011, 9:44 am

When I was a little teenage punk, my gramma and grampa had two foam wedges on their bed. They told us kids it was so they could sit up and watch T.V. in bed. I believed them... up until now.

MitchellD · Post by **MitchellD** » July 28th, 2011, 3:20 pm

Sex Ramp? It's a large wedge covered in velvet.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » July 28th, 2011, 6:42 pm

I got dibs come time Scott Pilgrim decides to sell.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » July 28th, 2011, 7:27 pm

I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!

Mike · Post by **Mike** » July 28th, 2011, 11:30 pm

kbadr wrote:I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!

If you go to South Congress they are calling it "Vintage Sex" in most of the trendy hipster shops.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 29th, 2011, 12:36 am

If you go to S. Congress you end up with vintage fleas.

Ah, the good old days...

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » July 30th, 2011, 4:03 pm

kbadr wrote:I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!

Gosh, Kareem. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I definitely deserve some new sex.

(Sigh.)

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 30th, 2011, 5:16 pm

Mo Daviau wrote:I definitely deserve some new sex.

Were I single I would offer to take you in a manly fashion. Things being what they are...

Gentlemen... it's time somebody gives this fine lady the night of unbridled, sweaty, no-holds-barred, break out the cooking utensils, put stirrups on the ceiling fan, scare the pets, wake the neighbors and peel-me-off the-wall passion she deserves.

Am I pimping?

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » July 30th, 2011, 6:46 pm

mpbrockman wrote:Am I pimping?

In every sense of the word.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 31st, 2011, 12:55 am

Brad Hawkins wrote:
mpbrockman wrote:Am I pimping?
In every sense of the word.

Gonna have to invest in a grille, then.

Pimprovisor.

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » July 31st, 2011, 12:59 pm

mpbrockman wrote:
Brad Hawkins wrote:
mpbrockman wrote:Am I pimping? :shock:
In every sense of the word.
Gonna have to invest in a grille, then.

Pimprovisor.

YES