For sale: USED SEX FURNITURE! Low price of $80!

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » July 26th, 2011, 1:29 pm

Okay, sex-positive kiddos. I'm selling a Liberator foam ramp and wedge set. It's too big for me to take with me to my new communal living situation in Ann Arbor, so one of you lucky horndogs has the opportunity to take it off my hands and put it on your bed and fuck like bunny rabbits on it.

While the ramp/wedge set was purchased during my days of extreme back pain to allow me to have sex and actually enjoy it, there are myriad hedonistic applications for this fun product and I beseech you to buy it from me and try it! Crazy upside down doggie style! Weird angles! That half-hanging-off-the-bed thing! Put on a little Barry White and BOOM! Crazzzzzy sex. BOOM AGAIN!

It's currently on Craigslist for $100 but I'll let any sexually adventurous improviser have it for $80. It retails new for $225.

The cover is machine-washable, and yes, I have washed it. Will trade for cash in a judgment-free environment. And if you're getting squicked by the thought of other persons using this fine product, think about the last time you sat on the couch in the Hideout green room.

http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/li ... ramp/10022

FUCK YEAH!!!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 26th, 2011, 1:33 pm

Mo Daviau wrote:think about the last time you sat on the couch in the Hideout green room.

i KNEW it!

Spots · Post by **Spots** » July 26th, 2011, 2:10 pm

God I love that quick George Clooney gag in Burn After Reading.

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » July 26th, 2011, 2:21 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
Mo Daviau wrote:think about the last time you sat on the couch in the Hideout green room.
i KNEW it!

just to clarify, this couch is *relatively* new to the green room, added when Johnstone came to Austin. The old couch was disinfected, burned, reassembled, burned again, and buried under 20 feet of lead.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 26th, 2011, 2:28 pm

Roy Janik wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
Mo Daviau wrote:think about the last time you sat on the couch in the Hideout green room.
i KNEW it!
just to clarify, this couch is *relatively* new to the green room, added when Johnstone came to Austin. The old couch was disinfected, burned, reassembled, burned again, and buried under 20 feet of lead.

...it's still not enough. i've seen things. things no man should see...

Nancy · Post by **Nancy** » July 26th, 2011, 2:42 pm

If this was a Craigslist ad, I would SO flag it for "Best of Craigslist"!

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » July 26th, 2011, 3:02 pm

Someone has claimed the sex ramp/wedge. Happy fucking, everyone!

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » July 26th, 2011, 3:34 pm

I never ever would have thought that Mo would make ME blush... all over...

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » July 26th, 2011, 3:35 pm

Mo Daviau wrote:Someone has claimed the sex ramp/wedge.

Whoooo?

shando · Post by **shando** » July 26th, 2011, 3:42 pm

Roy Janik wrote:
Mo Daviau wrote:Someone has claimed the sex ramp/wedge.
Whoooo?

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » July 26th, 2011, 4:51 pm

I sure could go for a sex ramp bout now.

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » July 26th, 2011, 4:58 pm

I am now earwormed with "Sex Bomb", only it's "Sex Ramp".

--
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"Rated PG-13: Millions of people die, but nobody swears, copulates, undresses or takes drugs."
-- From A. O. Scott's review of The Day After Tomorrow

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 26th, 2011, 5:56 pm

Lindsey wrote:I sure could go for a sex ramp bout now.

Romp, you're thinking romp. Maybe with a ramp...

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » July 26th, 2011, 6:02 pm

hujhax wrote:I am now earwormed with "Sex Bomb", only it's "Sex Ramp".

I thought you meant this Sex Bomb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63ObJkQ78s

Jules · Post by **Jules** » July 26th, 2011, 7:24 pm

I approve of this thread.

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