June 18 Maestro - ya gotta have it!
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...hmmm, looks like lots of recent and current students.
Do I hear a Student Maestro?! Do I hear a Pro-Am Maestro? ...just sayin'...
Also, that was the very first time in my entire life that I ever, EVER used an emoticon. I have looked over the fence at the dark side, and I am very frightened.

Also, that was the very first time in my entire life that I ever, EVER used an emoticon. I have looked over the fence at the dark side, and I am very frightened.
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Yes, and I'll say things about the rest of this cast as well!Jessica wrote:Brad H (even though you called me old and not cute or hot)
Alex - Has the eyes of an embezzler.
Kristin - Would be a lovely girl if she weren't covered in prison tattoos.
Mo - Violence toward Larry and Curly is the result of barely-sublimated gay panic.
Matt - Pees sitting down -- every time he sits down.
Andrew - Buys pornography with food stamps.
Kat -- Can bend all of her joints backwards, and usually does. We've been looking at her back this whole time.
Chad - If a Sasquatch made love to a a sheep, the baby would probably end up also making fun of Chad.
Thedward - Has a Kickstarter campaign to raise enough money to finally surgically remove that "Th". It will be donated to the French, who don't have dental fricatives.
The other two players who have not yet been cast -- are fucking each other. All the time. That's why they're not here yet.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.